From my time in Africa
I know that Nigerian goats are not what they seem. We were asked to deposit large amounts of cash for a Nigerian goat in an American bank. We were to receive $500,000 for doing this.
Alas, the Nigerian goat disappearded just before the cash transfer was to have taken place. We were to make a $20,000 good faith transfer to their bank before they gave us the cash.
I don't know what went wrong.