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Old 15-02-2017, 06:48   #46
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For a moment there I thought we were going in the direction of zombie apocalypse! This thread was just about to REALLY start getting interesting!
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Great thread, educative and hilarious.
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Old 15-02-2017, 15:55   #48
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Indeed, consider the delivery skipper on a boat with 17 through hulls. Boat sank. He was saved. Yes, it is important to know where ALL the through hulls are, and have bungs for them. Very basic.

Used to have a boat with only 3 through hull fittings, fluids pumped out via cockpit drain hoses. Boy, it that easier!

To the guy with the prostate issue: No, hold the pee long enough to determine if the ingressing water is fresh or salt, or has something else that is a clue in it. Then let the urine go. The knowledge could be worth wetting your pants over, only takes seconds. Life before comfort. It isn't funny to lack bladder control, that is very embarrassing, and it would be the wrong decision to just let it go.

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Has the OP, or anyone, established that this actually happened to him or is it a theoretical topic of discussion? If it happened, then he had no business being 500 miles offshore without knowing the location of every through-hull. This also is an indication that some, if not all, have never been serviced or checked. This knowledge would be the difference between sinking or saving the boat. Good luck and safe sailing.
Yes. We all know this story well.

Sailor wakes up in forward V-berth because his hand, which is dangling off the bed, gets wet from a sudden inrush of water over the top of the boards (almost like there's no space under them). He wakes slowly and stumbles into the saloon. He doesn't stoop down to taste the water because as he looks around he sees water gushing through the side of the hull just behind where his VHF is located. He rushes up onto deck to discover that a shipping container has rammed sidewards into the aft stb quarter of his Catalina, and somehow THAT didn't wake him up, but water tickling his fingers did (prostate issue?).

After doing silly things like sailing the boat around so he can jump off his boat and onto container (mid ocean) without a life jacket while holding nothing more than a painter, he tries to save the VHF by pouring fresh water over it. He patches the hole in the hull. Never starts the engine for some reason, bails the water out by hand....

After attempting to hail somebody on VHF by calling, "this is an SOS!" he decides that his masthead antenna has become randomly disconnected. While shimmying up the mast on a single line he realizes that a major storm is coming. Instead of prepping the boat and shortening sail etc. He partakes instead in a quality shave. After somehow going overboard and swimming back to his boat underwater in a storm he realizes his boat is sinking following a capsize caused by a beam sea, brought on by him going below while leaving the boat without helm control and powered by barepoles alone.

After an endless list of basic seamanship gaffs he abandons ship to his liferaft, taking no water with him from his boat.

Eventually, after a few days of taking 'sun shots' at various points of the morning, afternoon and evening with a sextant (and no almanac), the use and method of which he taught himself for the first time in the liferaft, he decides to set fire to his liferaft to catch the attention of an already passed container ship... probably because he realized that knowing your position while in a unpowered vessel has little point.

He dies in a ring of fire. The end...

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Has the OP, or anyone, established that this actually happened to him or is it a theoretical topic of discussion? If it happened, then he had no business being 500 miles offshore without knowing the location of every through-hull. This also is an indication that some, if not all, have never been serviced or checked. This knowledge would be the difference between sinking or saving the boat. Good luck and safe sailing.
A six year old thread rears its ugly head!

The topic was purely theoretical in an effort to get people to think. The distance offshore nor the size of the prostate have any bearing on the seamanship issue at hand. BTW thanks to Photoselective Vaporization of the Prostate, six years later the need to pee no longer figures into the original post... jus' sayin'
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Indeed, consider the delivery skipper on a boat with 17 through hulls. Boat sank. He was saved. Yes, it is important to know where ALL the through hulls are, and have bungs for them. Very basic.

Used to have a boat with only 3 through hull fittings, fluids pumped out via cockpit drain hoses. Boy, it that easier!

To the guy with the prostate issue: No, hold the pee long enough to determine if the ingressing water is fresh or salt, or has something else that is a clue in it. Then let the urine go. The knowledge could be worth wetting your pants over, only takes seconds. Life before comfort. It isn't funny to lack bladder control, that is very embarrassing, and it would be the wrong decision to just let it go.

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A six year old thread rears its ugly head!

The topic was purely theoretical in an effort to get people to think. The distance offshore nor the size of the prostate have any bearing on the seamanship issue at hand. BTW thanks to Photoselective Vaporization of the Prostate, six years later the need to pee no longer figures into the original post... jus' sayin'

Thanks, Cap.
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