Titles we really want to see in CF

[s/v Beth]

Maybe it's just my perverse sense of humor, but I see so much humor in the titles of the threads here on Cruisers Forum. It's too bad we don't get really creative and start threads such as:
Monohull found faster than a 747, but only marginally faster than a multihull...
Lagoon 600 vs portaboat: which one is more seaworthy?
or
My GPS tells me I am in New York- we'res the Empire State Building?
So let's here it! What would you really want to see on threads here in CF???

[s/v Beth]

Whales found to like the taste of fiberglass...
or even better...
Sailboat mistaken for female whale by large males (pictures included)

[Cheechako]

Thread catagories we need:


"For the aluminum hat crowd"
or
"sailing the world in your 3d printed boat!"
or
"the Plexus love thread"
or
"those too lazy to Google"
or
"can I round the globe in my sail added foldboat?"

[sailorboy1]

well I've posted threads where the titles were about the ability of my boat catch lobsters and the anchor to catch fish

[s/v Beth]

OK I give up- what is Plexus Love?

[ontherocks83]

Composting head explodes inside boat due to methane build up. Owner is heard yelling Sh*t!!!!!! No one sure if they were yelling out of surprise or were just stating the obvious.

[DeepFrz]

How about Hunter vs. Bendy Boat, which is the most seaworthy? Oh, maybe we've already had that one.

[Stu Jackson]

Are liveabord's (note that apostrophe!) really homeless?

What's the BEST...anything

How big does my solar panel have to be and how and where do I hang it?

Has anybody done...?

What should I name my boat if I don't have a girlfriend, mother or dog?

Can my Catalina 22 sail around the world? I keep reading on this forum that any well prepared boat can do it.

How long will my batteries last if I use my inverter to run my water heater and air conditioning?

What do I do on a vacation in the BVIs on a boat?

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......apologies if some of these have been "stolen" from actual posts over the past few days.

[ontherocks83]

Hey watch this.....

or

Watch my transoceanic spot page but for God sake don't F'ing call for a rescue for me

[ontherocks83]

Does this outfit make my boobs look too big?

[sailorboy1]

Originally Posted by ontherocks83

Does this outfit make my boobs look too big?

yes

[nimblemotors]

Are you on the 'let's generate more CF post traffic' committee? Weavis is chairman.

Originally Posted by s/v Beth

Maybe it's just my perverse sense of humor, but I see so much humor in the titles of the threads here on Cruisers Forum. It's too bad we don't get really creative and start threads such as:
Monohull found faster than a 747, but only marginally faster than a multihull...
Lagoon 600 vs portaboat: which one is more seaworthy?
or
My GPS tells me I am in New York- we'res the Empire State Building?
So let's here it! What would you really want to see on threads here in CF???

[Adelie]

Originally Posted by s/v Beth

Maybe it's just my perverse sense of humor, but I see so much humor in the titles of the threads here on Cruisers Forum. It's too bad we don't get really creative and start threads such as:
Monohull found faster than a 747, but only marginally faster than a multihull...
Lagoon 600 vs portaboat: which one is more seaworthy?
or
My GPS tells me I am in New York- we'res the Empire State Building?
So let's here it! What would you really want to see on threads here in CF???

Tough call on the portaboat.


Adelie

[socaldmax]

I just towed in a dismasted Gunboat 55 with my Hunter

I just ran into a 65' homemade Home Depot catamaran. The only 2 things on it worth salvaging were the BBQ grill and the Harley.

Looking for crew of 35 lobbyists to sail my boat from Wash. DC to Venezuela...

I just won the Lottery! New AEDs for every member of CF!!!

I just received a bill from the USCG for a recent rescue...

My fuel filter is clogged on my 65' yacht. Which is faster, a 5hp OB or paddling?

[Duct Tape]

" Finally! Proof that monos' are superior to multis'!"