Titles we really want to see in CF

[scuba0_1]

Why won't my sail boat get up on plain.

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[scuba0_1]

My waste keeps coming out the side if the boat where Is the plug to stop it

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[ontherocks83]

If catamaran's were actually better wouldnt colombus have used one?

[Ex-Calif]

- Pulled into an anchorage last night - everyone was anchored properly - Nothing to complain about so I left


- Pulled into an anchorage last night - No jetskis or loud music - so I left


- 2015 Sailing Safety Report - 138 boats sail into storms - No on pushes EPIRB - Coast Guard lays off 10,000 sailors, pilots and rescue divers - President issues tax refund


- My Marina - No one messes with my docklines, halyards or fenders - Great Wifi, service and dockhands do free pump out - No crappy looking liveaboards or powerboats - Boring as hell - Anyone know of a crappier marina I can move to?


- Went to the boatshow - Decided on the unaffordable boat I want and won't buy - No help needed


- Saved up enough money to retire and go cruising - No financial advice needed


- Cost of cruising = $0 - I live by the dumpsters in San Pedro

[Duct Tape]

I think my compass has reverse polarity!

Why does my compass always point to where the wind is coming from?

I have an iPhone, do I need a compass

[Duct Tape]

Thinking of buying a boat in Colombia. How many 1 kg bags of flour/sugar/salt will fit inside a 24 to 27 footer?

[perchance]

Hunter legend.....or myth?

[s/v Beth]

Originally Posted by Duct Tape

Why does my compass always point to where the wind is coming from?

Why does the wind always blow from the front of the boat with the motor on?
Why does going on a three day open water passage mean I can't start my golf game in 72 hours? You've made it in 30 hours according to past logs!!(real comments, only the names have changed)
What do they do with the glaciers in winter? (Overheard from a cruise ship outing)

[scuba0_1]

I bought a cell phone booster and put it on the boat why doesn't my cell phone work when I'm out sailing please help

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[Stu Jackson]

Wow, I just got a new boat!

It has a kitchen, two bedrooms, a bathroom, a living room and many windows.

What kind of boat do I have?

[Katbird]

Why does my sailing forum have a forum that newbies can post questions on? Possibly to give me another glorified moment of knowing it all? Or to make someone feel like ****? Who knows... Welcome to CF Forums!

[brookiesailor]

How much Cadbury chocolate can I fit in the sail locker?


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[johnb23]

HELP!!!
My super model girlfriend doesn't like my home-built ferro cement 27 ft trimaran...
What should I do??

[weavis]

I want to sail round the world. Never been on a boat. Do they get MTV?

[Jim Cate]

So I took ASA100 and rented a boat and went out to sea. It got dark and I went to anchor for the night, but when I lowered the anchor all the chain ran out. How do I get it back?