How much does a man cost to run?

[zeehag]

ofl---"yacht"--reallyis a sailboat, not a yacht--hasnt a helo pad--10k
gas for dink--0000--- i use a kayak or rowboat, depending on my needs, or a bicycle..LOL
car-- got towed away from guys i donated it to--was pos anyway, so is in a better place...
groceries--here--about 200 dollars monthly except cat-- he is another 100 dollars..LOl and a male....
i launder in a bucket on my transom..LOL..... water is free, soap is 2.50 for enough fora few months....
selfmaintenance-- kayaking, rowing, bicycling..LOL
rum?? bringsome--i dont have any yet.
beer--i dont drink-- bring some.
ribeye steak-- they dont have here unless ye go to pricey restaurant--i dont go there.....
i usually anchor out so marinas are not an option unless is hurrycame season and i dont wanna drag int rocks..LOL... like now....so i am spending 350 per month for htat item
so it seems a female is less pricey than is a man to run..LOL

[David M]

Excellent points. Man toys are definitely more expensive.

[captainKJ]

Originally Posted by David M

Excellent points. Man toys are definitely more expensive.

man toys are more expensive but how come we go broke buying toys for the wife?????

[zeehag]

but, david, i play with man toys...... mine are just a lil less pricey than some..LOL

[Target9000]

An old fellow once told me the difference between men and women when it came to money.

A man will pay 2 bucks for a 1 dollar part he needs. A woman will pay 1 dollar for a 2 dollar part she doesn't need.

No reference was made as to which is better, but I could sorta see where he was going with it.

As a side note, anyone that thinks man toys are more expensive than women toys needs to define "toys". Let me tell you ladies and gents, diamonds aren't cheap.

[zeehag]

who likes diamonds??
i like my boat...i loved cars, things guys play with..... i dont like the stoopit toys gurleez play with..LOL

[David M]

I think toys can be defined as those things that make life more pleasurable but are not a necessity, such as a pleasure boat or a diamond.

[Khagan1227]

I'm inexpensive to keep.

I don't need the fluffy (more expensive) toilet paper.
I can go months on pizza or PB&J sandwiches.
I don't need a cell phone, and I don't think I should be paying for one for a 28 Y.O. son, just so mama can get him to call.
I like smaller boats, she needs the "room".
I don't need new clothes, unless the old ones NEED replacement. The other half and I disagree with when old clothes need replacement. I say, if a pair of shorts has a hole in them, who cares, they already have at least three other holes. The same goes for t-shirts.
I don't need Channel number anything, just some deorderant will do, thanks.

However, I AM a royal PITA to my wife, but I'm worth it, at least to me.

[sarafina]

Originally Posted by Target9000

A woman will pay 1 dollar for a 2 dollar part she doesn't need.

ok ok I have ta cop ta that!

lol

[Pblais]

Had a bet with my wife whether it would be you or Zeehag to make this post, she won...

Never bet against the house. SaucySailoress has everyone beat with her time zone edge.

[zeehag]

lol----i wont pay 50 cents for a 2 dollar part, much less a 2 dollar part i dont need..LOL....

[Capt Phil]

Pblais... great one, Paul... ROFLMAO!... Capt Phil

[detav007]

Monetary costs are much less than running a woman. However, the physical and emotional labor involved can often times be extensive. I don't need much in the way of things that cost money, however my admiral does do things for me that I wouldn't do for anyone. She is an amazing woman

[DannySt]

I costs nothing to run a man. Just get on your PMS mood and you will make man run.

[Cheechako]

A man costs as much as a woman....but men buy important things!! ha ha :>)