For you lonely Sailors

[BlackOak]

hmmm... wonder if a start up company 'hookers on dinghies" would be profitable? Truckstops have Lot Lizards, that go from truck to truck, why not boat to boat?

Being retired and away from me boat has left me with too much unoccupied time on my hands.

[hellosailor]

You start a new business taking out ladies to the boats, and all those nice ladies who call me by name when I hit the docks, are likely to come out and claw your eyes out.<G>

There's a union, you know. And territories staked out.

I just can't figure out how they always know my name...

[captain58sailin]

Any time, anyone performs an act for an exchange, it is prostitution. If you are working in an office 8 hours a day rather than doing something for yourself; you are a prostitute. Come on in, the water's fine!

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by captain58sailin

Any time, anyone performs an act for an exchange, it is prostitution. If you are working in an office 8 hours a day rather than doing something for yourself; you are a prostitute. Come on in, the water's fine!

For me there is a difference between selling ya soul and selling an orifice (or 4 ).

YMMV .

[perchance]

One does not sell ones orifices one rents them out. Except in the case of marriage it would be more of a long term lease with the terms subject to change without notice.

[Ocean Girl]

Egads! What did I walk in on?

Was just going to mention our little Singles Group here, lots of sailors looking for partners.

I'm a little confused, a guy takes another guy out sailing, he is not expected to perform. A guy takes a gal out sailing, apparently there is a debt to be paid.

I had a guy tell me to uh er... Put up or swim. I tried to jump over to swim for the shore( it was only a mile) he stopped me and headed into port, never saying a word. I lucked out really, he could of been a more agressive psycho.

Anyways, for the good guys out there, be sure to check out the singles group here at CF. I found my husband at CF, quality men folks here!!

[hellosailor]

"I'm a little confused, a guy takes another guy out sailing, he is not expected to perform."
Oh, NOW you tell me?!

And I am NOT giving the tips back.

[Ocean Girl]

[captain58sailin]

I wasn't attaching a moral element to an activity. It's just friction.

[atoll]

i had two 19 year old girls as part of the 8 crew on the boat for 6 months,drove me nutty,they were unable to do a watch alone,instead chose to do their 3hour watches back to back together!........imagine 6 hours of giggling,constant cd changing,lights going on every 10 minutes,not to metion wet salty towels left on the saloon seats,sunglasses for anybody to sit on ,unable to cook,messy as helll..........but good fun if you overlook your average teenage foibles!

[Cormorant]

Somewhere in this thread . . . I was reminded of this Onion article:

Housewife Charged In Sex-For-Security Scam | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

[Celestialsailor]

I had a really nice Thai GF once. We were together for 3 years. A few years after we broke up and I lived in Hawaii, a good for nothing street bum of a woman made the accusation that all Thai women traded sex for money in one way or another. Before I escorted her off my property, I explained it was no different than what she did to support her pot habit. She was incensed.

[endoftheroad]

Sex does sell. If you want to get people reading your posts mention a girl in the subject.
"Help needed identifying this boat, with the girl tanning on the foredeck."
And see how many hits you get.