Female Sailor's Request for ABSOLUTE IMMUNITY

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by justwaiting

Hey DOJ i know that you are going liveabord (ish), Have you been cleaning out your closet

Not all Pirates are bad. Some are very bad .

[justwaiting]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

Not all Pirates are bad. Some are very bad .

Love the flag , how much?

[Yachtmops]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

Not all Pirates are bad. Some are very bad .

where did you find that picture ? I got rid of those boots when I cleaned out my closet, last week. I didn't think they were very flattering & found they left too many black marks on the deck; particularly in rough seas.

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by Yachtmops

where did you find that picture ? I got rid of those boots when I cleaned out my closet, last week. I didn't think they were very flattering & found they left too many black marks on the deck; particularly in rough seas.

The origins of Pirate Girl have long since dissapeared into the pages of CF history.

The tale is that during a full moon Pirate Girl boards the vessels of unwary singlehanded sailors - and accosts them ....I dunno how true that story is . I'm just hoping it is .

[hummingway]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

The origins of Pirate Girl have long since dissapeared into the pages of CF history.

The tale is that during a full moon Pirate Girl boards the vessels of unwary singlehanded sailors - and accosts them ....I dunno how true that story is . I'm just hoping it is .

Hasn't happened to me yet ... maybe I'm not being unwary enough?

[rubyjean]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

The origins of Pirate Girl have long since dissapeared into the pages of CF history.

The tale is that during a full moon Pirate Girl boards the vessels of unwary singlehanded sailors - and accosts them ....I dunno how true that story is . I'm just hoping it is .

Come over to the Ruby Jean, she's in the V-berth hiding from the Brits!!
..Michael..

[Yachtmops]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

The origins of Pirate Girl have long since dissapeared into the pages of CF history.

The tale is that during a full moon Pirate Girl boards the vessels of unwary singlehanded sailors - and accosts them ....I dunno how true that story is . I'm just hoping it is .

Can’t imagine for the life of me where CF dug up that picture of ME.

No sooner do I come out of the ‘ closet’ & you ‘ boys’ are posting pics of me & my sorted past.

See, proves my point.

How many pics on CF do you see of ‘buff ’ men in thongs, wearing, knee-high boots; strutting their stuff.

Footnote: pirate girls on the eve of a full moon boards vessels of weary, drunken sailors only to hear their tales of woe & then she quietly disappears into the dark, black, seas…... Those poor, salty ‘ole men of the sea’, spend the rest of their days & nites sailing the seas in search of a ‘myth’.

[deckofficer]

Originally Posted by Yachtmops

Can’t imagine for the life of me where CF dug up that picture of ME.


How many pics on CF do you see of ‘buff ’ men in thongs, wearing, knee-high boots; strutting their stuff.

Ask, and ye shall receive. Sorry about the picture being 50 years old, but I'm still the same.

[brankin]

How many pics on CF do you see of ‘buff ’ men in thongs, wearing, knee-high boots; strutting their stuff.
In San Francisco you can see 'buff' men in tongs...everywhere else real men want to see 'buff' female pirates strutting their stuff. So...Willow, strut your stuff

[Wotname]

Originally Posted by Yachtmops

Can’t imagine for the life of me where CF dug up that picture of ME.

No sooner do I come out of the ‘ closet’ & you ‘ boys’ are posting pics of me & my sorted past.

See, proves my point.

How many pics on CF do you see of ‘buff ’ men in thongs, wearing, knee-high boots; strutting their stuff.

Footnote: pirate girls on the eve of a full moon boards vessels of weary, drunken sailors only to hear their tales of woe & then she quietly disappears into the dark, black, seas…... Those poor, salty ‘ole men of the sea’, spend the rest of their days & nites sailing the seas in search of a ‘myth’.

Hmm...Well I never would have guessed it was you; I know for a fact the person in the picture is DOJ's deceased wife's brother (quite a common look for Thai boys)

So you guys are in-laws, that explains the earlier argy bargy stuff

[Coops]

Originally Posted by Yachtmops

No sooner do I come out of the ‘ closet’ & you ‘ boys’ are posting pics of me & my sorted past.

I'm glad your past is sorted, but i would be far more interested in your sordid past, if you are prepared to tell.

Coops. In hope.

[Blue Crab]

I don't think you can have it both ways Willow...er Yachtmops. You begged for immunity as a prim and proper lady as I recall, afraid of ridicule of foolish questions. You got us to lower our "guns" then dashingly jumped aboard with weapons flexed, revealing your true self to be Pirate Girl!

Please send picture of boat.

[Nicholson58]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

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GREAT RIGGING.
Love the deck shoes, Latest in Top Siders?
Where did I put that reaching strut?
Harden Up!
Man the rail!
- and other (in)appropriate sailing terms.

[SailFastTri]

Originally Posted by Yachtmops

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Frankly, I too am known to have a sense of humor & the irony is that when I, a female, posted on the ‘how much does it cost to run a women’, in the same vane & tongue & cheek dialog, only ONE MAN, ‘ got it ‘. That does speak volumes in my humble opinion.

snip…….

I saw that thread "how much does it cost to run a women’" and never clicked on it so I don't know what it's all about. I figured it has to be a stupid chauvinistic series of attempts at being humorous on a subject that's not funny. Still haven't read even one post in it, as it's not worth the time.

Now an appeal for "ABSOLUTE IMMUNITY" sounds like a confessional, so you got me curious. Now that I clicked I know this thread still isn't worth my time because it's about some woman trying to make an issue out of something that wouldn't be an issue if she (Yachtmops) would just post about boats.

If anyone responds to this I won't be listening. This thread is going off my radar.

[Geoduck]

Originally Posted by SailFastTri

I saw that thread "how much does it cost to run a women’" and never clicked on it so I don't know what it's all about. I figured it has to be a stupid chauvinistic series of attempts at being humorous on a subject that's not funny. Still haven't read even one post in it, as it's not worth the time.

Now an appeal for "ABSOLUTE IMMUNITY" sounds like a confessional, so you got me curious. Now that I clicked I know this thread still isn't worth my time because it's about some woman trying to make an issue out of something that wouldn't be an issue if she (Yachtmops) would just post about boats.

If anyone responds to this I won't be listening. This thread is going off my radar.

What the hell is all the ranting and raving about!!!???? Sounds like you don't like the fact that you're a girl?
The best deck hands I ever had were girls!! Hell of alot better looking too!!!(must be that time of the month?)LOL: