50 Uses for Feral Cats!

[s/v Beth]

Use #1: Keep a lookout for boats that try and get into your paid slip at the marina "Watch Cat"
#2: Keep your cat company while your away. "Nanny Cat"
#3: Watch the docks for any sign of new people or dogs "Cat Scanner"
#4: Be willing to hiss or spray any new boat or docklines "Cattitude"

[s/v Beth]

#5 Keeping seagulls from crapping on your deck. "detericat"
#6 Eating the rotting sushi left by your neighbors wild party last night "cleanicat"
#7 Sprawling all over your deck to give your boat the relaxed look "relaxicant"

[Coops]

#8 Having a good looking younger cat hanging on your arm. Cat as trophy.

Coops.

[Teknav]

You guys forgot about Cruella (101 Dalmations' movie fame). She's still looking for pelt for her fur coat!; furry-cat!

Mauritz
Going to behave now!

[Coops]

#9 motionless cat.... Catatonic.
#10 Head rest at night...Catapilla

Coops.

[mbianka]

Heard a story in Key West years ago about one of the local waterfront vagrants citizen. Who started using kittens as bait for fishing. Every time he'd walk down Duval street the other residents would go "meow" behind him. -

Though IMO the story has some poetic justice from the fishes perspective. Baitcat?

[harmonytek]

Chest harness for pulling small cart, a cat-a-pull-it
Train to fetch soda, cat-a-tonic
Running companion for elderly mothers in law, cat-a-ma-ran

[Blue Stocking]

Mounting its read end on a plaque as a prize: Cat-ass-trophy.

[s/v Beth]

16: for standing motionless while you're grilling shrimp and you realizing that you are not the worst off at the marina...reflecticant.

[s/v Beth]

17: for watching them get something for their kittens : cataerrand.

[s/v Beth]

18. For making fido jump and run around while it is peering down a port: dog exercant.

[Sundowner Porto]

Can't think of funny name for it, but they make great fenders. For my boat the the tail length once a clove hitch has been tied is about perfect.

[boatman61]

Boost cruising funds... trap and sell to Sweet n Sour fast food stalls.

[s/v Beth]

Uh boatman...that would be Catonese food:-)

[s/v Beth]

Originally Posted by Sundowner Porto

Can't think of funny name for it, but they make great fenders. For my boat the the tail length once a clove hitch has been tied is about perfect.

Attach a scratch. And they come in multiple colors!