50 Uses for Feral Cats!

[boatman61]

Originally Posted by s/v Beth

Uh boatman...that would be Catonese food:-)

Hey... you know the restaurant...

[Sundowner Porto]

Sea Anchor - Soggy Moggy
Main Anchor - CatClaws
Emergency Loo Roll - CatManDoDo

[SaltyMonkey]

Tie them together with dental floss and make a storm jib.

[sailorchic34]

In real Life;

Morning alarm clock or hey my food dish needs filling. Generally including a paw to the face... hey you awake yet, tap tap meow....Catclock

Cat sleeping on your head. Cat in a hat.

[Hudson Force]

Throw one off the bow and time how long it takes to be at the stern....... Catalog

[Sundowner Porto]

Depth Sounder - Dead Cat Bounce
Monkeys Fist - As Above

[s/v Beth]

Having the cat lick your hair because its raining and your lying face down in the cockpit.: dissicant.

[s/v Beth]

Originally Posted by Sundowner Porto

Depth Sounder - Dead Cat Bounce
Monkeys Fist - As Above

26 : the process of placing a cat on the bottom and having it claw off a sample of the dirt and seaweed etc used to be called "taking a cat sound". Recently the name has just been shortened to "meow mix".

[JPA Cate]

Cat as pit bull bait: category

Dead cats sticking together: catalysis



Ann

[David_Old_Jersey]

In low lying fog, hoist it up the mast and wait for it to meow if it sees a ship.

It's called a Catscan.........

[David_Old_Jersey]

If you superglue one spread eagled on the inside of a window - can rename your boat Garfield and people will thinks it's cute.

[JayCall]

Use to check for stray current-Cat-hode

[s/v Beth]

Originally Posted by JayCall

Use to check for stray current-Cat-hode

But in order to get a measurement you have to touch your bottom to the other side, the ano(de).

[s/v Beth]

Get a feral cat to hiss at other cats as a way of relieving stress and emotions in your own life:
Kat-thar- hiss.

[David_Old_Jersey]

If you stick one in the blender and offer it with Gin, you have a Catatonic.