Boat owner comes back... “some jackass moved my boat!”
“Uh.. no, donkeys can’t swim that well, it was an orca”
“I was here first! You’re too close! Move your boat!”
Why? What could possibly happen? I’m outside your scope
and no possible way we could touch.
“Oh yeah? What if a killer whale came by, grabbed your boat, and towed it into me? Huh? Huh?”