Mediterranean Mooring

[weavis]

Originally Posted by goboatingnow

3. Jesus, men are stupid

I think Jesus knows............

Surround yourself with a bunch of outstanding, idiots and you will have a lot of fun.

[Coops]

We should all be having a hilarious time on here then on that basis.

Coops.

[DoubleWhisky]

Originally Posted by goboatingnow

I formally offer my apologies to all the utterly competent sailing ladies on CF and yes, I am aware of where I can stick my boat !!!

Dave

+ 1

[DoubleWhisky]

Originally Posted by weavis

Surround yourself with a bunch of outstanding idiots and you will have a lot of fun.

I'm nine posts late to congratulate You on reaching Five Star status here

[DoubleWhisky]

Originally Posted by Coops

We should all be having a hilarious time on here then on that basis.

Coops.

So we do have

Don't we?

[DoubleWhisky]

Originally Posted by goboatingnow

I have some indirect experience ..

To answer in order

(1) position DFs on fore deck when entering crowded harbour. , ask them to jump up and down in an excited manner, preferably holding on to eachother

(2) position DFs on each side amidships, of course they don't do anything , but slots that would appear impossible suddenly magically get wider

(3) that's impossible , but rest assured you will have ALL available male help within 3km radius

(4) once the onshore fist fights subside, the most virile will succeed in handling your lines , unfortunately these typically know nothing about boats and chaos ensues.

(5) they just smile and say " oops" in a slightly accented French English. All damage is instantly ignored. " could happen to anyone all the others will say "

(6) just say " drinks on my boat "

Dave

No other input regarding those such vital questions?

Guys, come on...

Having a six girls sitting on the rail in good wind is easy on the eyes, however

Quod erat demonstrandum...

Originally Posted by goboatingnow

They just smile and say "oops" in a slightly accented French English. All damage is instantly ignored. "Could happen to anyone" all the others will say.

Dave

I just wonder if any other language/pronounciation versions are acceptable..?..

[downunder]

Originally Posted by DoubleWhisky

No other input regarding those such vital questions?

Guys, come on...

Quod erat demonstrandum...



I just wonder if any other language/pronounciation versions are acceptable..?..

What a great subject this Med mooring----I mean med sailing is.

[DoubleWhisky]

Originally Posted by downunder

What a great subject this Med mooring - I mean Med sailing is.

Definitely underestmated in US, not so much in Oz, however...

[DoubleWhisky]

Originally Posted by downunder

What a great subject this Med mooring - I mean Med sailing is.

Funnily, You was (almost) only one to note this...

[downunder]

Will just have to settle for the Whitsunday islands for a while. No med mooring there.

Here is a link to a mate currently cruising the med to keep on topic.

finally my darling

Its a great blog.

[DoubleWhisky]

Originally Posted by downunder

Will just have to settle for the Whitsunday islands for a while. No med mooring there.

Here is a link to a mate currently cruising the med to keep on topic.

finally my darling

Its a great blog.

Must be nice to have a flying machine on the boat

[DoubleWhisky]

In the meantime, please, let's keep the thread running.
My petition for a favour is: if anybody of You is of opinion that something is missing still from this thread, please post about it. It will be nice to have a GUIDE short, but as complete as possible.

Thank You all once more

My quest for anything missing from this thread is all the time actual

Cheers,

Tomasz

[carstenb]

Originally Posted by DoubleWhisky

No other input regarding those such vital questions?

Guys, come on...

Quod erat demonstrandum...



I just wonder if any other language/pronounciation versions are acceptable..?..

Most any european accented english will do quite nicely. If that doesn't bring as much help as necessary, ask them to remove their bikini tops.

[DoubleWhisky]

Originally Posted by carstenb

Most any european accented english will do quite nicely. If that doesn't bring as much help as necessary, ask them to remove their bikini tops.

I'm really not catching with You, carstenb...

From my very limited experience I was quite sure that coming to the harbour, with flexerquinns on board, is time for them to put something - or anything - on, not off....

But I'm willing to give it sometime a try and allow them to put anything on, only just after mooring the boat properly...

Cheers,

Tomasz

[carstenb]

Originally Posted by DoubleWhisky

I'm really not catching with You, carstenb...

From my very limited experience I was quite sure that coming to the harbour, with flexerquinns on board, is time for them to put something - or anything - on, not off....

But I'm willing to give it sometime a try and allow them to put anything on, only just after mooring the boat properly...

Cheers,

Tomasz

Well, my EXTENSIVE EXPERIENCE (living in Denmark), is that topless female crews generate lots of "helpful" male attention