While I did my sailing tour of europe I learnt alot of interesting things from paper navigation, manual sail and boom work and engine duties, I remember first time on engine, I ruptured a intake pipe for engine 4 and forgot to keep the pistons lubricated :S
It's not my job to steer the ship
The whistle, I can't Blow
It's not my job to even say.
How far or fast we'll go
It's not my job to toot the horn
or even ring the bell
But let the darn thing blow it's stack