Apocalypse..any Plans?

[barnakiel]

We have already joined all major churches in town and now we are joining all the smaller sects. Just in case.

We are also going to draw as much as man can on all our credit cards. Just in case.

b.

[micah719]

Lovely. Now how about the bit where they chop the live buffalo up with machetes? Sickos...

[Midnight Rambler]

Originally Posted by sarafina

I was thinking a nice chocolate layer cake for dessert that night might be tasty... or maybe a flan.

yum yum, sounds nice, i'll be round at 8

[sushirama]

Buy toilet paper. The new gold standard in post apocalyptic society.

[rgscpat]

Apocalyptica concert would be appropriate -- the Finnish rock cello group.

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But I checked my Oreo calendar and it said that the cookie can crumble any old day.

[MarkSF]

The misconception that the Mayan calendar ends on the 21st December 2012 is a common one. That is the kind of thing that will happen when you get your facts from Hollywood movies and crank websites.

Genuine Mayan scholars say that : The calendar does not end. There is no prediction of apocalypse. What we are coming to is the end of a period called a Baktun in the long count calendar. What happens then is (wait for it!) that another Baktun begins. This would be an event of great significance, but also a cause of celebration.

[Danosimp3]

I'm gonna stock up on rum and pickled eggs. Call in sick on apocalypse-eve and go about 3 miles off-shore. Zombies can't swim ya know, and looters will find something easy. Aside from that, I think it will be great. I'm thinking my new career I will a private cargo vessel. Coffee, tea, smokes, and goya products.

[anjou]

Im stocking with yet more ammo, canned goods, dried goods, water cans, fuel, more ammo. Did I say more ammo? And im buying another rifle tomorrow. M16, plus more ammo.

[atoll]

Originally Posted by anjou

Im stocking with yet more ammo, canned goods, dried goods, water cans, fuel, more ammo. Did I say more ammo? And im buying another rifle tomorrow. M16, plus more ammo.

don't forget the razor wire to keep out the zombies

[anjou]

5.56 Custom made with 6-26 x 56 scope and Reflex T8 silencer

12G PRK semi auto slug gun

[avb3]

Originally Posted by Seaworthy Lass

Dennis is going from Hawaii to Australia, so will cross the dateline. Easy way of avoiding a "scary day" .

ARggghhh.... I ASSUMED he was going east to west.

And we all know what Assume does, right?

mea culpa

[Danosimp3]

Originally Posted by anjou

5.56 Custom made with 6-26 x 56 scope and Reflex T8 silencer

12G PRK semi auto slug gun

I'd prefer a deck-gun that shoots beer cans filled with concrete.
On a serious note: perhaps another thread on defensive tactics aboard. I've often thought about getting into a shoot out on the boat. Most scenarios end with holes in something. Either me or target, and usually the boat. Any one got a reinforced firing position?

[atoll]

Originally Posted by anjou

5.56 Custom made with 6-26 x 56 scope and Reflex T8 silencer

12G PRK semi auto slug gun

nice,i hope they are replica's

the worst part about returning to the uk was leaving all my guns in gibraltar

[anjou]

Not replicas, they are real, fully working, new and licenced and owned by me

[perchance]

Gonna polish the peg leg, send the parrot to the dry cleaners, don the dressy eye patch and cancel my subscription to the resurrection.