| How about Buttered Cats?
Based on the twin principles that buttered bread will always fall face down, and cats always land on their feet, consider the consequences of strapping a piece of bread, buttered side up, to the back of a cat, and then dropping it.
The twin "device" will hover just above the ground, rapidly rotating as the buttered side of the bread and the cat's feet compete to land on the ground.
To create your own hovercraft, merely assemble an array of these "buttered cats", and place your boat on top.
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Gord May
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"If you didn't have time/$ to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?" |