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Originally Posted by Bash  ...you people have forced me to break out my spam story.
I'm no mutineer, generally speaking, so I decided to at least test the fare before reprogramming the waypoints. To my eternal delight, I discovered the secret that spam is actually quite tasty once a vessel is no longer within sight of land. What I didn't realize until the end of the voyage, at which point I had purchased the much-cursed product and sampled it aboard my vessel while tied up at the dock, is that my newly acquired taste for spam was strictly an offshore phenomenon.
Intrigued, I am, to discovered the many new flavors of spam--will be trying the new hickory smoked the next time the beast leaves harbor. |
If Spam tastes that good when sailing offshore, it must be totally awesome when floating in a liferaft.