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I was almost boarded on the back side of Catalina last spring. They thought all sailboats were trying to sneak past custome after the Newport to Ensanda race by going around the back side of the island. They came up on me while I was drinking a tecate and smoking a cuban cigar. Thought I was done for.
"Excuse me Sir, Is that a contriband tobbaco product in your hand?"
I showed them my mooring receipt from Avalon and they went after bigger game.
One coastie was standing by the .50 cal machine gun on the bow. Made you stop and think for a moment.
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It's kind of like tearing up $100 bills while standing in a cold shower.
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