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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 13-09-2019, 07:13
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

Which made it a much bigger deal than it really was. Your MB quote proves that in the industry also.
Thanks for the ............errr, non-joke.

So the joke is still on the consumer.
:biggrin:
...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 11-09-2019, 10:57
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

Apparently that joke is still on you.

You do know that test was repeated many times without the desired effect so they put an incendiary device in there to make sure the gas ignited.

If it were...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 30-08-2019, 13:34
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

..."While the detection of greening is based on data, the attribution to various drivers is based on models,”...

The jokes are sometimes found in the models. :whistling:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 30-08-2019, 13:25
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

For a while I was looking for mood house paint, so I could pull U-turn before getting home.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-08-2019, 17:27
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-08-2019, 17:24
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-08-2019, 17:24
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Views: 2,638,870
Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course,...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-08-2019, 17:23
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

♦ The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-08-2019, 17:22
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-08-2019, 17:21
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Views: 2,638,870
Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 17-08-2019, 10:36
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,870
Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

I was again pondering to my wife why all this is happening when a "lamp" went off in my head.
The solution?
NOPE!
The wife with the lamp because even she has had it with hearing how many people...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 14-08-2019, 16:53
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,870
Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

I have been here for a lot of years. I have been reprimanded once or twice. OK fine.

But in all that time I have only put two on "ignore".
Now it is three.
I have had enough.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 12-08-2019, 13:56
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

I don't see any musulman here.
Or did they just throw her over?
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 04-08-2019, 06:51
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

..........
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-08-2019, 09:51
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Views: 2,638,870
Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-08-2019, 09:50
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,870
Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-08-2019, 09:49
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-08-2019, 09:49
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 30-07-2019, 11:53
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

.....
Yep.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 30-07-2019, 08:08
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

There were a lot.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 29-07-2019, 08:33
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

When was a joke not a joke?
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 29-07-2019, 07:37
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,870
Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

Show me a gun store and I will show you a teacher.
Every gun store I have ever been in has a teacher, or many.
And classes and information and advice and pamphlets and more.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 28-07-2019, 11:56
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

Some times I am too old to do the research.

Explanation link please.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 21-07-2019, 15:23
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,870
Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=librarians+cracking+word+jokes+at+each+other
:flowers:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 01-07-2019, 10:15
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,870
Posted By Therapy
Re: The New Joke Thread

Probably stole the crayons from the playground.
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