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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 21-04-2021, 19:02
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

As Janet, you took down the Canon printer joke. That’s not a weapon a cannon is.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 07-04-2021, 18:25
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

My personal mondegreen is that famous CCR song, “There’s a bathroom on the right”. I know it’s wrong. I know it’s a Bad Moon on the Rise, but I still hear There’s a Bathroom on the Right.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 06-04-2021, 17:35
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

I get it! I recognized the song but it took me a while to connect it to the dog!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 19-03-2021, 16:05
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

Socaldmax, I once spent several hours with Buzz Aldrin. A smart ass kid asked him if the Moon was really made of cheese. Buzz looked straight at him and in all seriousness he said “Sure is, American...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 22-01-2021, 18:36
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

I went to get my vaccine shot and commented to the nurse that the spy chip must be very small to get through the needle. She agreed that it was very small. I laughed, she laughed, the syringe laughed.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 20-09-2020, 11:02
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

Wow, I had forgotten that song! Steve McQueen and Faye Dunaway playing chess. Who knew chess was sexy!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 16-09-2020, 21:50
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

I was once driving on the Florida Turnpike. Back then they gave you a paper ticket when you got on. It had the time you got on the turnpike stamped on it. I got pulled over for speeding and tried to...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 04-07-2020, 13:11
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

Yeah but wouldn’t that be cool to see coming over the horizon!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 19-05-2020, 21:26
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

Obviously the virus can’t jump as far when it’s upside down.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 19-05-2020, 00:17
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

I have another reason to dislike the metric system. It makes the Corona virus stronger.

Did you notice that in countries using the metric system the virus can jump about six inches further? In...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 19-04-2020, 20:17
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

GordMay, your Mother is on the roof.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 26-03-2020, 11:56
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

Maybe the birth rate will spike in nine months.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 28-02-2020, 12:48
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

I read it as Go Di Snow Here
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-12-2019, 18:33
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

Real men wrap with duct tape.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-12-2019, 07:58
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

Damn you Delmarrey, you made me spit my coffee across the room. That’s funny!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 14-11-2019, 09:34
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

Svmariane loved the Wa Wa girl!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 20-10-2019, 12:28
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

Florida International University has what was considered a pretty good engineering school. Then they decided to build a pedestrian bridge to allow their students to safely cross a busy street. It...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 22-09-2019, 21:13
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

GILow, you don’t pay for this? I think there’s been an error. Everybody else pays, right guys?
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 21-08-2019, 10:28
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

The duck looking very puzzled, "Why would he want a plasterer?"[/QUOTE]

Because the duck was a Canvasback and the tent was made of canvas duck.:biggrin:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 04-08-2019, 19:35
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

A64pilot, the expense of new ultralights has certainly hurt the industry since twenty year old ones are plentiful, cheap, and easy to restore. A friend of mine flys a backpack ppc. Looks like a blast...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 04-08-2019, 17:26
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

It hasn’t entirely. There are still several of Ultralight manufacturers. Powered parachutes are the new thing for simple flying.

I still want a ride in a crop duster!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-08-2019, 17:13
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

Actual B1-RD aircraft. Made by Robertson Aircraft.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-08-2019, 22:43
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

A fellow once told me I should live fast, die young and leave a beautiful corpse.
Oops, too late.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 30-07-2019, 14:44
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,624,699
Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

True story, The other day I saw an advertisement for a breast milk chiller.
Boy did I jump to the wrong conclusion. Turns out you’re supposed to remove the milk from its original container before...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 18-07-2019, 21:34
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread

Kiwis can fly. Love this guys animations.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vgmi_7RcU5g
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