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21-04-2021, 19:02
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HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread
As Janet, you took down the Canon printer joke. That’s not a weapon a cannon is.
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07-04-2021, 18:25
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My personal mondegreen is that famous CCR song, “There’s a bathroom on the right”. I know it’s wrong. I know it’s a Bad Moon on the Rise, but I still hear There’s a Bathroom on the Right.
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
06-04-2021, 17:35
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I get it! I recognized the song but it took me a while to connect it to the dog!
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
19-03-2021, 16:05
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Socaldmax, I once spent several hours with Buzz Aldrin. A smart ass kid asked him if the Moon was really made of cheese. Buzz looked straight at him and in all seriousness he said “Sure is, American...
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
22-01-2021, 18:36
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I went to get my vaccine shot and commented to the nurse that the spy chip must be very small to get through the needle. She agreed that it was very small. I laughed, she laughed, the syringe laughed.
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
20-09-2020, 11:02
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Wow, I had forgotten that song! Steve McQueen and Faye Dunaway playing chess. Who knew chess was sexy!
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
16-09-2020, 21:50
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I was once driving on the Florida Turnpike. Back then they gave you a paper ticket when you got on. It had the time you got on the turnpike stamped on it. I got pulled over for speeding and tried to...
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
04-07-2020, 13:11
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HopCar
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Yeah but wouldn’t that be cool to see coming over the horizon!
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
19-05-2020, 21:26
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HopCar
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Obviously the virus can’t jump as far when it’s upside down.
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
19-05-2020, 00:17
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I have another reason to dislike the metric system. It makes the Corona virus stronger.
Did you notice that in countries using the metric system the virus can jump about six inches further? In...
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
19-04-2020, 20:17
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HopCar
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GordMay, your Mother is on the roof.
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
26-03-2020, 11:56
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HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread
Maybe the birth rate will spike in nine months.
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
28-02-2020, 12:48
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HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread
I read it as Go Di Snow Here
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
25-12-2019, 18:33
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HopCar
Re: The New Joke Thread
Real men wrap with duct tape.
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
03-12-2019, 07:58
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HopCar
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Damn you Delmarrey, you made me spit my coffee across the room. That’s funny!
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
14-11-2019, 09:34
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Svmariane loved the Wa Wa girl!
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
20-10-2019, 12:28
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Florida International University has what was considered a pretty good engineering school. Then they decided to build a pedestrian bridge to allow their students to safely cross a busy street. It...
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
22-09-2019, 21:13
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HopCar
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GILow, you don’t pay for this? I think there’s been an error. Everybody else pays, right guys?
Forum:
Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
21-08-2019, 10:28
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HopCar
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The duck looking very puzzled, "Why would he want a plasterer?"[/QUOTE]
Because the duck was a Canvasback and the tent was made of canvas duck.:biggrin:
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
04-08-2019, 19:35
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A64pilot, the expense of new ultralights has certainly hurt the industry since twenty year old ones are plentiful, cheap, and easy to restore. A friend of mine flys a backpack ppc. Looks like a blast...
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
04-08-2019, 17:26
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It hasn’t entirely. There are still several of Ultralight manufacturers. Powered parachutes are the new thing for simple flying.
I still want a ride in a crop duster!
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
03-08-2019, 17:13
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Actual B1-RD aircraft. Made by Robertson Aircraft.
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
02-08-2019, 22:43
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HopCar
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A fellow once told me I should live fast, die young and leave a beautiful corpse.
Oops, too late.
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Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
30-07-2019, 14:44
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HopCar
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True story, The other day I saw an advertisement for a breast milk chiller.
Boy did I jump to the wrong conclusion. Turns out you’re supposed to remove the milk from its original container before...
Forum:
Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
18-07-2019, 21:34
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HopCar
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Kiwis can fly. Love this guys animations.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vgmi_7RcU5g
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