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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 09-04-2021, 10:04
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

Socaldmax thank you!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 29-03-2021, 18:23
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

I used to work with a guy who literally sat in Heidelberg’s old office chair.

I’ve always wondered if he was certain about that.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 20-03-2021, 14:38
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

They actually used to be, back when Rome had ten months!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 12-03-2021, 18:51
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

Yes. A friend drives one of these.
234406
Much safer with the single wheel in the rear.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 12-03-2021, 18:33
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

Nuff said. 234405
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 24-11-2020, 19:15
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

One place I worked (as an engineer) I put up a sign that said:

A scientist can do for $10

What an engineer can do for $7

And any damn fool can do for $1


It lasted two days.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 14-11-2020, 19:40
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

Wow! I didn’t know I collect spaceship models!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 07-11-2020, 17:54
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

20 years ago I would have agreed. I was home brewing then because good ale was hard to find.
Nowadays it freakin’ everywhere! Well in New England at least
My local grocery has dozens of micro...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 24-10-2020, 18:20
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Posted By dfelsent
The New Joke Thread

A real dish towel. From my home. I love my wife!225802
Btw I do the cooking. But damn I love her sense of humor.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 19-10-2020, 12:34
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

Was it a managed forest or were those natural logs ?
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 16-10-2020, 15:52
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

Let me apologize in advance for this one.

Let he who is without sin approximate it with a Taylor series.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 16-10-2020, 15:47
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

Tanks for the joke
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 14-10-2020, 18:52
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

I’m in New England and can’t see that one. But can see the other!

But as I said before if I see it great. If I don’t, oh well.

I don’t have a lot of FOMO.
I know I’ve already missed a lot!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 13-10-2020, 10:12
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

Love it.

I’d go but I’m in Gloucester right now and don’t want to go to Worcester.

[emoji1]
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 12-10-2020, 15:13
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

https://despair.com/collections/demotivators
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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 12-10-2020, 05:35
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

Are you a degreed pedanticist?
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 11-10-2020, 15:58
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

Epoxy can be cured.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 05-10-2020, 06:29
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

I’m in the us as well. And the images come and go. But that’s ok.
I just move on to the next joke.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-10-2020, 19:42
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

Awesome!!!! Thanks. [emoji1]
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 27-09-2020, 17:32
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Posted By dfelsent
The New Joke Thread

Oh dear. So I will remove 6 letters from “faulty”, add 5 to get “short” and add 2 more to get “shorter”.
Awesome lateral thinking! I love it.

StuM and others yours are awesome too.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 27-09-2020, 06:36
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

Sorte. Soter. Shore.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 24-09-2020, 18:21
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Posted By dfelsent
The New Joke Thread

So the reporter was interviewing The mad scientist. The mad scientist had a formula for immortality. This was the tale he was told.
The mad scientist’s laboratory was in the Sahara desert.
He...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 14-09-2020, 19:14
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Views: 2,642,074
Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

I had to walk to and from school. Both ways uphill. But this was before legs were invented. We had to drag ourselves with our teeth. No lips yet. The scuff marks on our face were awful.
And the...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 27-07-2020, 15:22
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

Hey I’m 63. That’s not over 50!!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-07-2020, 19:04
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Posted By dfelsent
Re: The New Joke Thread

So I was out ice fishing in New Hampshire. I cut my hole and set up the rig. It was a beautiful windless but very cold day.
I got nothing. Zero. Skunked.
Meanwhile the fellow just over was...
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