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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 29-10-2020, 11:35
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Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

Once again this thread seems to have drifted far afield from its original purpose to discussions of who can or cannot see graphic posts and why or why not.

I reiterate my proposal, with...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 05-10-2020, 00:49
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Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

Since I have been fortunate enough to see all of socaldmax's posts, I have no idea why others can't see them. However, if I might suggest a systematic process to analyze the problem, perhaps we could...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 19-09-2020, 11:11
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Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

Perhaps posters to the New New Joke Thread could abide by two basic principles to help keep the thread under control:

Avoid repeats by performing a search for unique key words before posting
...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 13-09-2020, 13:14
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Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

Here is some classic Buddy Hackett to lighten up your otherwise gloomy day:
https://youtu.be/aww4HT5g7ig
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 21-04-2020, 11:51
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Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

A post I made to a cruiser's profile on another social media where she was discussing head repairs:
Life on a boat is almost never boring (except occasionally on the night watch).

Here are some...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 30-01-2020, 08:29
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Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

What does it say about me that I understood all the math jokes BEFORE their explanations?
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 28-01-2020, 17:54
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,698
Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

How about conflating this joke with math:

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 22-01-2020, 17:16
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

“Arguing with a woman is like reading the software license agreement. In the end you have to ignore everything and click I agree.”
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 07-01-2020, 11:33
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

The version I learned many years ago in nuclear power training:
If you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, you will get it wrong 90% of the time.

The subtle difference in wording...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 05-10-2019, 10:30
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,698
Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

I followed the "ell" words up to "ladder" but cannot figure out how it fits the rest of the punch line. Can someone explain it to this feeble minded former cruiser?
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 18-07-2019, 11:23
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Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

Defining expert: In mathematics X is the symbol for an unknown. A spurt is a drip under pressure. Therefore, an x-spurt is an "unknown drip under pressure".
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 01-05-2019, 08:30
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Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

I agree. No one should degrade catamarans like this! It's absolutley outrageous and I am deeply offended!

OOPS! Is this in the wrong thread? I recall having seen one or two discussions elsewhere...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-04-2019, 17:12
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,698
Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

Unfortunately, apparently not. The description of the accuser in the article, "transgender activist Stephanie Hayden" pretty well sums it up.

Sorry for the thread drift.:whistling:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 26-02-2019, 15:30
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,698
Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

I'm glad you asked first because I don't get it either.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 22-02-2018, 12:37
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,698
Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

Wait, this is supposed to be a joke thread! "Damn! who's this Donald guy?!?!" is too true to be a joke! :D
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 30-01-2018, 17:27
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Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

These are SO politically INcorrect (but very funny). :smile:
I daresay you may go to hell for posting these.:whistling:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 29-11-2017, 23:40
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Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

:thumb:
No more confusion! No joke!
Zeroes and Oh’s shall forevermore remain separated in my Word docs (until my computer crashes again and has to be replaced. {Now THAT is NOT a laughing...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 29-11-2017, 13:02
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,698
Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

I know this post is a bit off topic of jokes but for anyone making that criticism, laugh at me for even asking the question below.
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=

Thanks for the hints- Now I get...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 09-02-2017, 12:06
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,698
Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

Saw this on Facebook today:
With President Donald Trump and Vice-President Mike Pence in power in the U.S.A.; Walt Disney could never have imagined in his wildest dreams that Donald and Mickey...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 10-08-2016, 22:02
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,638,698
Posted By Dreaming Yachtsman
Re: The New Joke Thread

Therapy, who posted this identity crisis "Joke", is close enough to North Carolina that he saw humor in the bathroom comment, which I also find mildly amusing. I recently ate at an establishment in...
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