Cruisers & Sailing Forums - Search Results

		Cruisers & Sailing Forums > Search Forums
Search Results

Vendors

Showing results 1 to 23 of 23
Search took 0.00 seconds. Search: Posts Made By: GrowleyMonster

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

25-04-2019, 17:29

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

My turn.

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

12-04-2019, 15:16

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

The two cream filled in the top of the pic look very tasty.

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

27-01-2019, 00:40

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

If you listen closely, frogs do not actually say the word "ribbit" at all. They seem to have particular trouble with the consonants. Vowels, too.

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

26-01-2019, 16:51

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

Mais, I got time for one more, me.

One day Boudreaux was checking his mail and discovered a letter from his mother. He opened it and it read "Boudreaux, I have some terrible news. Tree of...

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

26-01-2019, 16:37

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were driving around town one night, and coming up to a red light, Boudreaux runs right through it, not even slowing down. Thibodeaux says, "Boudreaux, you ran dat red light,...

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

26-01-2019, 16:30

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

Tee Boudreaux burst into the house one day and said, "Momma, Poppa, guess what! Me and Susie, from down de road decided to got married!" Boudreaux takes him aside and tells him, out of earshot from...

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

26-01-2019, 16:25

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

Tee Boudreaux came downstairs for breakfast this morning, and when he sat at the table, his Momma, Marie, asked him if he had done his chores yet. Tee Boudreaux told her, "Mais, not yet, Momma." So...

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

26-01-2019, 16:19

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

One afternoon, Boudreaux and Marie were driving down the levee towards Catahoula, when they spot a baby skunk on the side of the road, that looked like it was hurt. They stopped and picked it up to...

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

26-01-2019, 16:13

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

Boudreaux, Thibodeaux & Hebert all died on the same day and there souls went to Heaven where St Peter met them at the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at them and said “Look Boys You are in Heaven now...

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

23-01-2019, 13:23

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

Also told as a Boudreau and Thibodaux joke

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

11-01-2019, 02:25

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

These last several posts were not funny at all!

Chuck Norris doesn't ever call the wrong number. You just answer the wrong phone.

Recently, a police patrol stopped Chuck Norris when he was...

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

31-12-2018, 07:14

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

82% of all statistics are just made up on the fly.

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

25-12-2018, 21:55

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

On Christmas eve, three sailors all died on the same day and stood before St Peter waiting to get in.

St Pete: "It's Christmas Eve. I know you three probably have a lot of dirt on your rap...

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

24-11-2018, 20:27

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

Good one. I looked at it and laughed. I looked again, laughed again. Looked one more time, and laughed. Then once again, looked and laughed. Will it ever end? LOL good one.

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

06-11-2018, 17:18

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

Maybe there should be another thread, for particularly sick or offensive jokes? But my approach would be to simply ignore someone whose posts I find particularly loathsome.

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

01-10-2018, 02:11

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

At the risk of repeating what has maybe already been said, (It has, right?) this is a joke thread. If a post doesn't make people laugh, it isn't much of a joke. Politicians, news anchors, used car...

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

01-08-2018, 23:08

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

Poor taste is what makes some jokes funny. TBH though, perhaps a bit of warning would have been nice. I think I inhaled a bit of my sammitch.

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

01-08-2018, 14:48

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354

Posted By GrowleyMonster

Re: The New Joke Thread

Starting with choosing the right bar. Make sure you have the right home team.

Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany

31-07-2018, 19:08

Replies: 14,966

The New Joke Thread

Views: 2,639,354