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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 24-12-2017, 16:35
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Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

Merry Christmas ,or, to be politically correct.............

I desperately want to convey seasonal greetings to everyone and without offending any human under Section 18c of the Racial...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 09-10-2017, 17:55
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

To understand compound interest use the Rule of 72. This formula is useful for financial estimates and understanding the nature of compound interest. ... At 6% interest, your money takes 72/6 or 12...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 11-09-2017, 18:14
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

One for all you Kiwis:biggrin:

DIARY OF A NEW ZEALANDER IN QUEENSLAND.

AUGUST 31 - Just transferred with to our new home in Brisbane
Queensland . Now this is a town that knows how to live!...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 14-07-2017, 15:36
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 12-06-2017, 15:05
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

And Boatless :biggrin:

Stay Calm - Achieve Inner Peace!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. A renowned...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 06-06-2017, 23:16
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 06-06-2017, 23:13
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

WOMEN
Two female friends are catching up: "So, how was your evening last night?" "A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 07-05-2017, 15:46
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my wife walking down the aisle towards me..............

My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.

It seemed to take an age, but...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 22-03-2017, 18:47
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

Chinese Sick Leave: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"


Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 08-02-2017, 17:43
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

Words of Wisdom in short doses...

Behind every angry woman, stands a Man
who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Been there done that.
Then, been there several more times,
because,...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-01-2017, 17:45
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

One for all the PC Aussies :biggrin:

In a run-down part of west Melbourne recently, a fire destroyed a dilapidated four storey house that had been divided into four flats.
A Nigerian family of...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 05-12-2016, 15:19
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

Priceless

The doctor said, "Alfie, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-08-2016, 23:16
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

The Bird Of Your Dreams.

A man walks into a restaurant with a full grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks for their order, the man orders, “ a hamburger, fries and a coke”, and turns to the...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 30-05-2016, 17:56
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

My Travel Plans For 2016

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots.

Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.

I've also never been in...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 29-11-2015, 14:53
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

Paddy, The Irish Wrestler

A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 24-07-2015, 22:51
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,007
Posted By 0urh
Re: The New Joke Thread

I slipped my finger in.....

And as I slipped my finger slowly inside the very loose hole,
I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.
I took my finger back out and within seconds she...
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