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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 15-12-2017, 11:28
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Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

Either the CF'ers are a humourless lot....OR.....they've heard it all before......OR....they're so focused on crap'o'the'day....OR....only the unfunny post here......OR....they're too busy being...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 14-12-2017, 10:47
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Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

A Millenial Job Interview. We have one of these creatures in the workshop. The toolmaker won't let me drown it in the quench oil tank. I'm tempted to build a cell frequency jammer and watch the...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 10-12-2017, 11:36
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Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 09-12-2017, 02:35
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Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

-Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
-Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
-Can fat people go...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 06-12-2017, 08:58
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Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 05-12-2017, 08:49
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,194
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

Apologies to accountants, especially mine. You guys rock, woohoo!

ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION: Procreation without recreation.
BOOKCASE: A piece of furniture used in America to house bowling trophies...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 04-12-2017, 09:23
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,194
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-12-2017, 07:22
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

Retirement Options in the U.S.
You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where…

1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away from your house because you found shade.
2. You’ve experienced condensation on...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 01-12-2017, 08:55
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,194
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

SKILL SAW:
A portable cutting tool used to make boards too short.

BELT SANDER:
An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

WIRE WHEEL:...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 30-11-2017, 09:53
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

Had pasta and and antipasta for dinner; feels like I didn't eat anything at all.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 29-11-2017, 11:26
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,194
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

No, it's a potato.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 29-11-2017, 11:06
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,194
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

Where would we be without hypothetical questions?
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 16-08-2015, 21:52
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

An Australian Corporation

You had 500,000 cows on a property the size of Lichtenstein (just another small Aussie farm, in other words). The Government drove your costs through the roof by taxing...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 16-08-2015, 03:25
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,194
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

https://weaponsman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1484121.jpg
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 13-08-2015, 11:51
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,194
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 12-08-2015, 17:54
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Views: 2,642,194
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

So, that's why they have such large litters.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 12-08-2015, 17:02
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,194
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION: Procreation without recreation.

BOOKCASE: A piece of furniture used in America to house bowling trophies and Elvis collectibles.

BULIMIA: Retched excess.

CHIC:...
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