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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 10-10-2020, 01:18
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

Think of an anagram for Alan.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 07-10-2020, 20:16
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

But it is legal.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 05-10-2020, 16:26
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

I have had trouble in the past viewing with my tablet, but not my computer. When I can't see them I scroll past, but when I can see them I always enjoy them. Keep posting man keep posting.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 28-07-2020, 10:08
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

Good one, but technically that is newtonian.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 22-07-2020, 07:02
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

How do you spot the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 29-06-2020, 18:52
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

Someone is quite masochistic to teach them that.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-06-2020, 05:33
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

Weird my app said this was the joke thread. Just in case it's right.

A Polok went to an eye doctor.
Doctor: Can you read the bottom line of the eye chart?
Polok: Read it, I know the guy!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-06-2020, 05:31
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

With the riding crop in the logo I assume they knew what they were naming the bank.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 22-05-2020, 18:12
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

Stum,
If your worry is bandwidth. Reposting jokes uses bandwidth as well. Let's put it down to lock down stir crazy.
Now for a joke.
Why doesn't Barbie have kids?
Ken always cums in a different...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 27-04-2020, 06:36
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

Geez guys. Can we get back to the jokes?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A Frosted flake.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 21-04-2020, 05:31
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

The name of my last boat was Polox. Part of the joke is the misspelling of the plural. My wife has a little Polish in her as well. Going to find out if she wants a little more...[emoji7]
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 20-04-2020, 09:11
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

Two Pollocks rent a boat, and go out fishing for the day. They are having no luck at all until close to sunset when they find a spot where the fish are biting as fast as they can rebait their lines....
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 17-04-2020, 06:10
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

You think the Rrrr, but it's really the C.

And I'm spent...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 17-04-2020, 06:09
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

Did you here about the fire at the circus?
It was Intents!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 17-04-2020, 06:08
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

In that case.
Why don't Polish women breastfeed their babies?
Hurts too much to boil their nipples.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 15-04-2020, 09:00
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

Thanks Gord!
When I lived in France I would tell Polish jokes, and they didn't work till I changed them from Polish to Belgium. Thought it curious that France didn't have the same stereotype.
Now...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 15-04-2020, 05:56
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

The test is whether or not it's funny. The Titanic one is mildly funny because it's partly true and passes the test.
Some of the previous deleted trump bashing posts were just bashing and not funny...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 10-04-2020, 05:31
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

My first thought as well. Tough bird.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 01-04-2020, 16:32
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

That is not right! Love it!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 31-03-2020, 10:54
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

What did one politician say to the other?
Not sure. Neither one of them listened. ☺
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 30-03-2020, 08:08
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

This joke may have been posted, but in the current social distancing theme.


How does a Polish couple perform oral sex?


They stand on opposite sides of the room and yell F$#k You at each...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 15-03-2020, 06:35
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

So you spent over 2 hours of time listening to a paper about the possibility of time not progressing in a linear sense except we cannot comprehend time that does not behave in such a way. I am...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 15-03-2020, 05:40
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

The reason he avoided prison sentences was because the local judges got their shine from him. The last judge was federal, and hadn't tried his moonshine.
The story I was telling about him that...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 13-03-2020, 13:51
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

I was sitting in a bar in Maggie Valley telling a Popcorn Sutton story i had heard when an old guy sitting next to me pipes up and said, "Son if your gonna tell stories about sumbuddy. The least you...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 20-01-2020, 19:32
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Views: 2,642,052
Posted By jeanathon
Re: The New Joke Thread

Why does the Norway navy place bar codes on the sides of all their ships? When they come back to port they can SCANDINAVIAN.
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