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Forum: Liveaboard's Forum 15-12-2017, 12:47
Replies: 2,554
Views: 426,693
Posted By micah719
Re: Single Men Living Aboard and Cruising... an honest look.

Smoking a Mega-Churchillian Cuban ("Che!") publically and bouncing a long pig vegan papoose off the dashboard is the perfect accompaniment to running my hemp-clad chauferette driven Tesla over a...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 15-12-2017, 11:28
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,640,862
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

Either the CF'ers are a humourless lot....OR.....they've heard it all before......OR....they're so focused on crap'o'the'day....OR....only the unfunny post here......OR....they're too busy being...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 14-12-2017, 10:47
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,640,862
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

A Millenial Job Interview. We have one of these creatures in the workshop. The toolmaker won't let me drown it in the quench oil tank. I'm tempted to build a cell frequency jammer and watch the...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 10-12-2017, 11:36
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,640,862
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

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Forum: Construction, Maintenance & Refit 10-12-2017, 03:50
Replies: 8
Views: 2,285
Posted By micah719
Re: Adding a mechanical tie bar

Is this your boat?

SNOWGOOSE 35 (PROUT) sailboat specifications and details on sailboatdata.com (https://sailboatdata.com/viewrecord.asp?class_id=3893)

Have you any other uses for the bar/s...
Forum: General Sailing Forum 09-12-2017, 12:00
Replies: 107
Views: 18,660
Posted By micah719
Re: Keel Failure in the Canaries

Well done The Artillery! Ubique!
Forum: Multihull Sailboats 09-12-2017, 11:26
Replies: 86
Views: 20,335
Posted By micah719
Re: Watermakers and Harbors

In a way, as sailors we already are nuclear-powered; thankfully the reactor is 92 million miles away.

It's getting close, though. How much more complexity can a boat handle and still be reasonably...
Forum: Seamanship & Boat Handling 09-12-2017, 09:49
Replies: 1,292
Views: 121,139
Posted By micah719
Re: Collision Avoidance, Cones of Uncertainty, and Appropriate CPA

I had to look up some of the radar acronyms, so if anyone else needs them....

Article Details...
Forum: Multihull Sailboats 09-12-2017, 08:15
Replies: 86
Views: 20,335
Posted By micah719
Re: Watermakers and Harbors

Go nuclear!
Forum: Seamanship & Boat Handling 09-12-2017, 06:10
Replies: 140
Views: 16,092
Posted By micah719
Re: Is it safe to cross astern of a fast ship in open water with a 180 feet CPA

The question is too vague.

Are the vessels under sail or under power?

Where is the wind and tide?

Which vessel is the stand-on vessel?

The only certain fact from the question is that they...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 09-12-2017, 02:35
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,640,862
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

-Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
-Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
-Can fat people go...
Forum: Anchoring & Mooring 06-12-2017, 10:15
Replies: 32
Views: 4,879
Posted By micah719
Re: Impromptu mooring buoy creation

Would several heavy weights added one after the other add up to one big one? First time out, the danforth and the deceased outboard; on following trips, whatever heavy inert lump you can find with a...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 06-12-2017, 08:58
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,640,862
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human...
Forum: Monohull Sailboats 06-12-2017, 08:48
Replies: 12
Views: 1,458
Posted By micah719
Re: How to calculate load capability?

Is this your boat? Do you have the swing keel or the fixed?

GRAMPIANÂ* 23 (https://www.grampianowners.com/G23/g23.html)
GRAMPIAN 23 sailboat specifications and details on sailboatdata.com...
Forum: Cooking and Provisioning: Food & Drink 05-12-2017, 09:58
Replies: 28
Views: 9,020
Posted By micah719
Re: How to keep rust at bay on cooking utensils

I beg your pardon:

https://infogalactic.com/info/Stainless_steel

https://infogalactic.com/info/Passivation_(chemistry)

The laptop keyboard is dying.....no spacebar, enter key or backspace.
Forum: Deck hardware: Rigging, Sails & Hoisting 05-12-2017, 09:22
Replies: 56
Views: 13,046
Posted By micah719
Re: How much for standing rigging inspection?

Has anyone been so bold to go to galvanised steel rigging instead of stainless?
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 05-12-2017, 08:49
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,640,862
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

Apologies to accountants, especially mine. You guys rock, woohoo!

ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION: Procreation without recreation.
BOOKCASE: A piece of furniture used in America to house bowling trophies...
Forum: Deck hardware: Rigging, Sails & Hoisting 04-12-2017, 11:24
Replies: 11
Views: 1,280
Posted By micah719
Re: What is the proper name for this type of sail

I'd call it......Roderick. Just because, but also because of the colours and insignia.

If there were two of them, poled out either side, I'd call them Pamela.

Then again, I might call it a...
Forum: Seamanship & Boat Handling 04-12-2017, 10:44
Replies: 65
Views: 9,150
Posted By micah719
Re: Masthead Tricolour?

Thanks! Sounds like a cool feature, but it's still only as good as the person watching it...
Forum: Seamanship & Boat Handling 04-12-2017, 10:31
Replies: 65
Views: 9,150
Posted By micah719
Re: Masthead Tricolour?

Pardon mon ignorance, mon ami.......what is ARPA?
Forum: Liveaboard's Forum 04-12-2017, 10:24
Replies: 2,554
Views: 426,693
Posted By micah719
Re: Single Men Living Aboard and Cruising... an honest look.

The plastic funbag addon craze seems to be going out of fashion, thankfully. Unfortunately, the "chicks dig jerks" phenomenon is as old as fallen mankind. As for the "mentor", he urgently requires a...
Forum: Monohull Sailboats 04-12-2017, 10:12
Replies: 53
Views: 9,768
Posted By micah719
Re: Bow cleat for solent stay?

How much does that area flex? Bolting in something utterly rigid could have some interesting side-effects. Another consideration is, what is wrong with using hot dip galvanised and powdercoated steel...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 04-12-2017, 09:23
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,640,862
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing...
Forum: Cooking and Provisioning: Food & Drink 04-12-2017, 09:21
Replies: 28
Views: 9,020
Posted By micah719
Re: How to keep rust at bay on cooking utensils

https://infogalactic.com/info/Passivation_(chemistry)https://infogalactic.com/info/Stainless_steel
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-12-2017, 07:22
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,640,862
Posted By micah719
Re: The New Joke Thread

Retirement Options in the U.S.
You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where…

1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away from your house because you found shade.
2. You’ve experienced condensation on...
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