Woman Wanted (Must Have Own Boat)

[anjou]

Originally Posted by grunzster

Where's that sperm going to come from when only girls are being born, though?

Its artificially made from other girls.

Twas in the news last week, honest

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by anjou

Its artificially made from other girls.

Twas in the news last week, honest

Kinda ruins that old saying: "girls taste nicer"

[anjou]

Sugar and spice and all things nice, thats what girls are made of

unlike boys who are made of slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails

[gs41escapade]

Originally Posted by anjou

We all know how much society standards have slipped over the past 30 years and men certainly arnt what they used to be. Sadly

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

(taken from a list of 'jokes to offend everybody')

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by anjou

Sugar and spice and all things nice, thats what girls are made of

unlike boys who are made of slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails

It's hard to disagree with that

[anjou]

Originally Posted by gs41escapade

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

(taken from a list of 'jokes to offend everybody')

So thats where all the nice guys went eh?

[gs41escapade]

Originally Posted by anjou

So thats where all the nice guys went eh?

Nature's way of counter-balancing the excess, and growing independence, of girls you were speaking of.

[gs41escapade]

But while I'm cribbing from 'Jokes to offend everybody', I have to post my favorite. It's not too far off topic and recently experienced by myself:

Why is divorce so expensive?

because it's worth it.

[gs41escapade]

OK, perhaps just a tad too bitter...

[zeehag]

Originally Posted by grunzster

Where's that sperm going to come from when only girls are being born, though?

oops--from a medical point o fview.....BANKS....LOL....there is enough in them to make it work for a bit of time yet....LOL

[Ocean Girl]

Ye gads, this thread went down a wild road.

No matter what you say Anjou, you and I both know life is better with men in it
especially if he is a sailor
Erika


your comment reminded me of this quote

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary
US psychologist & promoter of mind-altering drugs (1920 - 1996)

[blu]

David,
It appears this quest of yours is global. Below was seen in Port Villa, Vanuatu a couple years back.
MI WANTEM,
WAN WOMAN WEI SAVVY WAS SILIP,GUD KUKEM LAPLAP, MAKEM KAREN, MO LUKAOTEM DOG. MAS KAT KENU MO PATEL. PLIS LEGO PIKJA LONG KENU I STAP.
Rough translation: I want a woman who can wash clothes, good cook, get me beer and look after my dog. Must have boat and motor. Please send photo of boat.
Seems we're all still looking.

[zeehag]

Originally Posted by Ocean Girl

Ye gads, this thread went down a wild road.

No matter what you say Anjou, you and I both know life is better with men in it
especially if he is a sailor
Erika


your comment reminded me of this quote

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary
US psychologist & promoter of mind-altering drugs (1920 - 1996)

is true...dont wanna be equal, but wont be a slave either lol....have boat will SAIL lol--just thought the answer was appropriate for the statement lol.....~~~~~~~_/)~~~~~~~

[windsaloft]

crying with laughter
hoping that all involved find what they seek

[GordMay]

Q1: How many feminists does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: It’s the lightbulb that needs to change.

Q2: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: woman that won't do what she's told.