Woman Wanted (Must Have Own Boat)

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by nautical62

David, I have a boat, I often have crew join me without paying, am happy to cook and like fresh bread. Bacon crispy of course. I'm also looking for traveling companions, not a relationship.

Things were looking ever so good until.............

For the moment at least I'm a man. If I get the sex change to fulfill your other requirement, what guaranteed to I have you won't jump ship at the first port? It's not a cheap surgery, so I'd want someone in it for the long haul.

Although I do like a woman who can handle herself, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind But if my armchair ever (finally?) leaves the dock, and I am in your part of the world we can discuss the position () further over a few beers. or so But probably will stick to seperate boats. probably

[BlueSovereign]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

Interesting choice Nearly fell off my chair laughing, given who I did marry

Objectively speaking of course, I think the one to the right might be exactly what you're looking for Davey .... well wait a minute, maybe it's the one to the left ... no perhaps the one to the right.

Hell Davey, why not just see if you can convince them to be in a Ménage à trois with you!

Just trying to helpful Davey, as always ....

William aka 'The PIRATE'

[windsaloft]

Laughed out loud at this one.

Reminded me of a guy that I would always pass at a given off ramp in Tucson, signs saying "vet" and "please help" as he panhandled. He lived under that bridge. One day his sign said "Woman wanted, must have sense of humor and love the out of doors". When he saw me laughing, he flipped the sign over and said, "SO if you won't marry me, will you give me a dollar for making you laugh?". Effective. I did.

[David M]

Dave...My wife and I are laughing too hard!

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by BlueSovereign

Objectively speaking of course, I think the one to the right might be exactly what you're looking for Davey .... well wait a minute, maybe it's the one to the left ... no perhaps the one to the right.

Hell Davey, why not just see if you can convince them to be in a Ménage à trois with you!

Just trying to helpful Davey, as always ....

William aka 'The PIRATE'

My dear Billy the Pirate Kid , your thoughts are greatly valued - especially given that this is perhaps more of an armchair thread.

FYI (and the titilation of others?) because I didn't already know the answer I did once ask the one on the right about a Ménage à Trois. I recall interpreting her dismissive grunt and hard stare as a maybe . Back then of course I had some dreams to work towards.

Looking back on it I perhaps should have taken a different approach involving a Poll and a bucket of psycho babble to support my conclusions; that a Ménage à Trois was also her dream ..........although truth be told they (for me) be fairly dull. Albeit not totally

BTW the reason for my last post was that the one on the left looked like a Police sketch of her, but I think that unlikely - given her family's motto: "No Survivors" Which motto she rather annoyingly also followed a little while back , hence my wanted ad

[BlueSovereign]

... and with abundance!

AS we say down -under: "Well done, good on you mate!"

[off-the-grid]

This is actually a real ad that was running in Scuba Diving...well I'm assuming this guy was serious since he actually paid for it. Ran for at least a few months, May even still be running, I let my subscription run out.

SHIPMATE WANTED-

LOOKING FOR SINGLE WOMAN, 35-45 +/-. A
"COUNTRY GIRL/TOMBOY" TYPE, FAMILIAR WITH
COMMERCIAL MARINE ENVIRONMENT, IE: OCEAN
EXPLORATION/CONSERVATION/RESEARCH, TUGS,
FREIGHTERS, FISHING, SAILING, SHIPYARDS,
MARINAS. BE AMERICAN OR INTERNATIONAL,
MILITARY OR NAVAL ACADEMY BACKGROUND,
ATHLETIC, VERY ACTIVE, OUTGOING, RESPONSIBLE.
BE WILLING TO WORK WITH AND STAND BY HER
MAN. BE AT EASE IN A PICK UP TRUCK, OR WITH HIGH
TECH AMENITIES. VALUE OPEN COMMUNICATION.
MARRIAGE AND FAMILY MINDED. I ASK A LOT!
I HAVE THE VALUES AND COMMON SENSE YOU WANT,
PLEASE WRITE & SEND PICTURE! OR, DO YOU KNOW
SOMEONE WHO SHOULD SEE THIS AD?
183 THIRD AVENUE, P.O. BOX 207,
NEW YORK, N.Y. 10003

[zeehag]

ROFLMFAO--i m woman with 2 boats and solo at that--i am not so desperate as to require some desperate dood without funds to have me slave out to his laundry , his cooking, his broke lifestyle--i have my own to consider---i repeat--ROFLMFAO.....~~~~~~~_/)~~~~~~~~i bet he doesnt even do windows lol

[anjou]

Ive read this post several times now and I just cant help noticing how men always seem to want things their way and to take advantage of a situation.

It just aint fair and I wanna know when us girls start to get some equality in this life

[off-the-grid]

Originally Posted by anjou

Ive read this post several times now and I just cant help noticing how men always seem to want things their way and to take advantage of a situation.

It just aint fair and I wanna know when us girls start to get some equality in this life

That's so not true!

I have no problem sharing or splitting up the cooking and laundry duties. On the other hand, if I'm going to do all of the fixin' and fun stuff (like going up the mast), I expect to have my laundry done and someone cook for me.

And I even have the boat already. Although if she had some money to toss around that would help pay off the loan faster.

Only fair, if it's going to become "our" boat. And it would help us cut the dock lines sooner.

[TaoJones]

Originally Posted by anjou

Ive read this post several times now and I just cant help noticing how men always seem to want things their way and to take advantage of a situation.

It just aint fair and I wanna know when us girls start to get some equality in this life

"Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little." Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

TaoJones

[anjou]

Originally Posted by TaoJones

"Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little." Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

TaoJones

Not far wrong there Tao.

What with artificial sperm and more girls being born, and girls doing better in school, its only a matter of a few more generations before the tipping point of no return.

The writing is on the wall fellas

[TaoJones]

Originally Posted by anjou

Not far wrong there Tao.

What with artificial sperm and more girls being born, and girls doing better in school, its only a matter of a few more generations before the tipping point of no return.

The writing is on the wall fellas

Nah, anjou . . . it's all in the title of Spike Lee's '86 film:

She's Gotta Have It

But maybe you and I have a different understanding of what "It" is.


TaoJones

[off-the-grid]

Originally Posted by anjou

Not far wrong there Tao.

What with artificial sperm and more girls being born, and girls doing better in school, its only a matter of a few more generations before the tipping point of no return.

The writing is on the wall fellas

Where's that sperm going to come from when only girls are being born, though?

[anjou]

I couldnt possibly comment !!