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Old 27-07-2009, 10:26   #91
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Old 27-07-2009, 12:22   #92
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Q1: How many feminists does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: It’s the lightbulb that needs to change.

Q2: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: woman that won't do what she's told.
Excellent GM. Must share with my male mates!

If I had not seen you name next to it I would have assumed Davey-boy had posted it!
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Old 27-07-2009, 12:44   #93
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oops--from a medical point o fview.....BANKS....LOL....there is enough in them to make it work for a bit of time yet....LOL
WOW, they have that much of a stock pile?

Guess I can cross that off my list of potential jobs for once I start cruising.
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Old 28-07-2009, 12:33   #94
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Ye gads, this thread went down a wild road.

No matter what you say Anjou, you and I both know life is better with men in it
especially if he is a sailor
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seems like there are a few too many sailor guys who realy should be sailing alone
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Old 09-08-2011, 13:11   #95
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This is actually a real ad that was running in Scuba Diving...well I'm assuming this guy was serious since he actually paid for it. Ran for at least a few months, May even still be running, I let my subscription run out.
I seen the same ad in Professional Mariner I answered but the letter came back because of typo in magazine with wrong PO Box.

I really wanted to meet him... but can't find after 2 years of looking
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Old 09-08-2011, 14:20   #96
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seems like there are a few too many sailor guys who realy should be sailing alone
a sailoret told me about finding a compatible sailor

"the odds are good the goods are odd"
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Old 09-08-2011, 14:33   #97
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Wow! That's a lot of money to spend on ads, and not even get your address right.
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Re: Woman Wanted (Must Have Own Boat)

I needed a good laugh today and missed this thread the first time around thanks DOJ for your sense of humour
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Old 09-08-2011, 16:15   #99
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Greetings and welcome aboard the CF, Nauticart.
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This is a hoot!
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Old 09-08-2011, 18:07   #101
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What are the two most popular topics in women's magazines? (1) Why are men pigs? (2) How to get a man
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Wow. The TAGS to this thread read: "floating, naked, women, yum". Sounds about right...
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Where's that sperm going to come from when only girls are being born, though?
That problem was solved long ago - "human sperm cells from embryonic stem cells" - Scientists Create Human Sperm from Stem Cells - TIME
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ROFLMAO.. Wow DOJ What a catch. I was hooked right up to Crispy Bacon part. Alas I like my Bacon not quite crispy. Besides I captain me boat.

But a fun thread and a good laugh..
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