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Old 26-07-2009, 12:25   #76
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Where's that sperm going to come from when only girls are being born, though?
Its artificially made from other girls.

Twas in the news last week, honest
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Old 26-07-2009, 12:45   #77
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Its artificially made from other girls.

Twas in the news last week, honest
Kinda ruins that old saying: "girls taste nicer"
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Old 26-07-2009, 12:58   #78
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Sugar and spice and all things nice, thats what girls are made of

unlike boys who are made of slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails
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Old 26-07-2009, 12:59   #79
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We all know how much society standards have slipped over the past 30 years and men certainly arnt what they used to be. Sadly
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.


(taken from a list of 'jokes to offend everybody')
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Sugar and spice and all things nice, thats what girls are made of

unlike boys who are made of slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails
It's hard to disagree with that
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Old 26-07-2009, 13:08   #81
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.


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So thats where all the nice guys went eh?
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So thats where all the nice guys went eh?
Nature's way of counter-balancing the excess, and growing independence, of girls you were speaking of.
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But while I'm cribbing from 'Jokes to offend everybody', I have to post my favorite. It's not too far off topic and recently experienced by myself:

Why is divorce so expensive?

because it's worth it.
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Old 26-07-2009, 14:28   #84
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OK, perhaps just a tad too bitter...
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Old 26-07-2009, 19:13   #85
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Where's that sperm going to come from when only girls are being born, though?
oops--from a medical point o fview.....BANKS....LOL....there is enough in them to make it work for a bit of time yet....LOL
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Ye gads, this thread went down a wild road.

No matter what you say Anjou, you and I both know life is better with men in it
especially if he is a sailor
Erika


your comment reminded me of this quote

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
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David,
It appears this quest of yours is global. Below was seen in Port Villa, Vanuatu a couple years back.
MI WANTEM,
WAN WOMAN WEI SAVVY WAS SILIP,GUD KUKEM LAPLAP, MAKEM KAREN, MO LUKAOTEM DOG. MAS KAT KENU MO PATEL. PLIS LEGO PIKJA LONG KENU I STAP.
Rough translation: I want a woman who can wash clothes, good cook, get me beer and look after my dog. Must have boat and motor. Please send photo of boat.
Seems we're all still looking.
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Ye gads, this thread went down a wild road.

No matter what you say Anjou, you and I both know life is better with men in it
especially if he is a sailor
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your comment reminded me of this quote

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
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US psychologist & promoter of mind-altering drugs (1920 - 1996)
is true...dont wanna be equal, but wont be a slave either lol....have boat will SAIL lol--just thought the answer was appropriate for the statement lol.....~~~~~~~_/)~~~~~~~
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