Cruisers Forum
 


Join CruisersForum Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 15-09-2012, 14:12   #61
Registered User
 
avb3's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Florida/Alberta
Boat: Lippincott 30
Posts: 9,913
Images: 1
Re: Single gal looking to live aboard...

Quote:
Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey View Post
I think that would fall foul of the "play nice" rule.......
Your one smart sailor!
__________________

__________________
If your attitude resembles the south end of a bull heading north, it's time to turn around.
avb3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-09-2012, 20:02   #62
Moderator Emeritus
 
Ex-Calif's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: May 2007
Location: Singapore
Boat: Maxi 77 - Relax Lah!
Posts: 11,514
Images: 4
Re: Single gal looking to live aboard...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Malibu View Post

'Having to ply women with liquor...' Hmmm, perhaps it's the coast your on... Maybe you should bring your boat here to the west coast where the weather is always beautiful...
Oh, great!

Now the Panama canal is gonna be booked solid for months...

And DoJ - I for one would love to see the mankini photo -
__________________

__________________
Relax Lah! is For Sale <--- Click
Click--> Custom CF Google Search or CF Rules
You're gonna need a bigger boat... - Martin Brody
Ex-Calif is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-09-2012, 20:34   #63
Registered User
 
avb3's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Florida/Alberta
Boat: Lippincott 30
Posts: 9,913
Images: 1
Re: Single gal looking to live aboard...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ex-Calif View Post
Oh, great!

Now the Panama canal is gonna be booked solid for months...

And DoJ - I for one would love to see the mankini photo -



NO NO NO!!!

Didn't you see him saying that would disregard the 'be nice' rule!

I would be obliged to take off my member hat and put on my moderator hat.

Unless an 'emeritus' over ruled me.
__________________
If your attitude resembles the south end of a bull heading north, it's time to turn around.
avb3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2012, 06:57   #64
Marine Service Provider
 
Azul's Avatar

Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Beaufort, NC
Boat: 1968 Cal 34, 1984 Catalina 22, 1987 Sanibel 18, 1968 Tanzer 16, 1989 BW Outrage 19, BW SS 15
Posts: 525
Images: 2
Re: Single gal looking to live aboard...

Quote:
Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey View Post
I have PM'd you my resumé.

and a photo of me wearing a Mankini.
David,

Thanks for the pictures and resume, they came at an opportune time to cheer me up, I was feeling a little despondent when I found that Malibu's PM box was full, she even started a new thread to try to escape us under an assumed name, Dawn. Reading about your adventures and participation in Single Swimmer's Seeking Soul Mates was a welcome respite from my usual multi-tasking routine of sitting on a bean bag chair eating Cheetos, naked, while watching soap operas and reading People Magazine. However, those little, out of focus pictures of you holding a large cat were a bit difficult to see... could you send larger files?

Sadly, I don't think we are a good fit, as I found one night when a drunken delivery skipper boarded the wrong boat that waking up in a quarter berth next to a hairy bottom is too tickly for me. Have you considered a Mankini wax?

Not being a selfish person, I have attached your best photo to spread the word in hopes that you too will be able to find your perfect partner situation and that you enjoy your new job as a decolletage sunscreen model. Fair winds!
Attached Thumbnails
Click image for larger version

Name:	Joes-Mankini.jpg
Views:	149
Size:	63.2 KB
ID:	46611  
__________________
Azul is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2012, 08:41   #65
Registered User

Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 4,413
Re: Single gal looking to live aboard...

hahahaha it;s magical alright but she's not always tranquil... When she's in a bitchy mood you don't mess with her. She's unforgiving of your mis steps.
__________________
Sandero is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2012, 08:46   #66
Armchair Bucketeer
 
David_Old_Jersey's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 10,013
Images: 4
Re: Single gal looking to live aboard...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Azul View Post
Not being a selfish person, I have attached your best photo to spread the word in hopes that you too will be able to find your perfect partner situation and that you enjoy your new job as a decolletage sunscreen model. Fair winds!
Thank you for giving my application due consideration .

Unfortunately you do appear to have mixed my photo up with that of Ex-Calif .



This is me:-




and yes - I have a surprisingly small head
David_Old_Jersey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2012, 09:32   #67
Registered User
 
Malibu's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Malibu, CA
Boat: Soon to be Discovered
Posts: 35
Quote:
Originally Posted by CPseudonym

Best to ya on your search, I think ya got what it takes too. Ya definitely have a good sporting attitude which is 95% of the battle IMO.

As to the interesting offers comment. I have been wondering what your private message inbox has looked like since opening this thread
My PM inbox has been both interesting and comical...
__________________
Malibu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2012, 09:35   #68
Registered User
 
Malibu's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Malibu, CA
Boat: Soon to be Discovered
Posts: 35
Quote:
Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

I have PM'd you my resumé.

and a photo of me wearing a Mankini.
LMAO...
__________________
Malibu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2012, 09:44   #69
Registered User
 
Malibu's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Malibu, CA
Boat: Soon to be Discovered
Posts: 35
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azul

David,

Thanks for the pictures and resume, they came at an opportune time to cheer me up, I was feeling a little despondent when I found that Malibu's PM box was full, she even started a new thread to try to escape us under an assumed name, Dawn. Reading about your adventures and participation in Single Swimmer's Seeking Soul Mates was a welcome respite from my usual multi-tasking routine of sitting on a bean bag chair eating Cheetos, naked, while watching soap operas and reading People Magazine. However, those little, out of focus pictures of you holding a large cat were a bit difficult to see... could you send larger files?

Sadly, I don't think we are a good fit, as I found one night when a drunken delivery skipper boarded the wrong boat that waking up in a quarter berth next to a hairy bottom is too tickly for me. Have you considered a Mankini wax?

Not being a selfish person, I have attached your best photo to spread the word in hopes that you too will be able to find your perfect partner situation and that you enjoy your new job as a decolletage sunscreen model. Fair winds!
OMG! That is just wrong... LMAO...
__________________
Malibu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2012, 09:46   #70
Registered User

Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Portland Oregon
Boat: In vessel construction and design
Posts: 8
Re: Single gal looking to live aboard...

I have always thought of myself as a sailor of sorts and here is something about sailors...

My girl friends male dog got out one night and ran the streets until daybreak. Her father, an executive at Sears and a retired navy chief and I were collecting back the dog. I asked him, "What do dogs do all night?" He replied, "Same thing as sailors"

And here is another one; the difference between a sea story and a fairy tale?
A fairy story starts off once upon a time and a sea story starts off with this ain't no ****.
__________________
randude is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2012, 09:48   #71
Registered User
 
Malibu's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Malibu, CA
Boat: Soon to be Discovered
Posts: 35
Quote:
Originally Posted by defjef
hahahaha it;s magical alright but she's not always tranquil... When she's in a bitchy mood you don't mess with her. She's unforgiving of your mis steps.
Good point... Hence the inspiration for 'The Perfect Storm'
__________________
Malibu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2012, 09:57   #72
Armchair Bucketeer
 
David_Old_Jersey's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 10,013
Images: 4
Re: Single gal looking to live aboard...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Malibu View Post
LMAO...
errrrrr.........sorry about your thread .
David_Old_Jersey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2012, 11:32   #73
Registered User
 
Malibu's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Malibu, CA
Boat: Soon to be Discovered
Posts: 35
Quote:
Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

errrrrr.........sorry about your thread .
Don't be, you guys are funny! I've been having a good laugh every time I see the thread.

I started an earlier thread in the 'living aboard' forum prior to this one and it has not received a fraction of the responses despite being the exact same topic.

It's funny how the vast majority of participants in the 'women afloat' forum are men... Lol.
__________________
Malibu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2012, 13:47   #74
Moderator Emeritus
 
Ex-Calif's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: May 2007
Location: Singapore
Boat: Maxi 77 - Relax Lah!
Posts: 11,514
Images: 4
Re: Single gal looking to live aboard...

Quote:
Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey View Post
Thank you for giving my application due consideration .

Unfortunately you do appear to have mixed my photo up with that of Ex-Calif .



This is me:-




and yes - I have a surprisingly small head
It's true - Digital is forever -
__________________
Relax Lah! is For Sale <--- Click
Click--> Custom CF Google Search or CF Rules
You're gonna need a bigger boat... - Martin Brody
Ex-Calif is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2012, 13:58   #75
Registered User

Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 523
Re: Single gal looking to live aboard...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ex-Calif View Post
It's true - Digital is forever -
He used to have more hair untill the goat moved onboard
__________________

__________________
2 Dogs
justwaiting is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
single

Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off




Copyright 2002- Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 19:28.


Google+
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Social Knowledge Networks
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.

ShowCase vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.