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Old 26-02-2011, 20:27   #1
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ok calm down girls I just want your opinion on the matter...first let me say why I ask this question...my girlfriend says she can spot a good lover simply on his bed choice...according to her spring mattreses are a dead indication of a good lover...foam mattres offer no momentum and therfor bad lovers will never see the diference...ok guys calm down this is not written in stone and not proven (YET)
so I ask because V berths are foam, seates are foam so my geuss is we are all in the same boat?
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Old 26-02-2011, 20:45   #2
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Well, I'm not female, however when my wife was still with us, we always had a better sex life when we were at sea than on land, or more as away from home, I asked her about it one day a few weeks after we got back into port, she put it down to life on land is more of a humdrum routine, where at sea, no two days are really anything like the same.
When we were at sea the sex was always better, we were both more into it.

Your also missing one kind of mattress.. Latex.
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Well, I'm not female, however when my wife was still with us, we always had a better sex life when we were at sea than on land, or more as away from home, I asked her about it one day a few weeks after we got back into port, she put it down to life on land is more of a humdrum routine, where at sea, no two days are really anything like the same.
When we were at sea the sex was always better, we were both more into it.

Your also missing one kind of mattress.. Latex.
I said to my girlfriend that life aboard has much less stress and therfore we can enjoy life the way its meant to be.
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must be cold up there in montreal,according to some of my skandi mates they reccomend 30 mins in the sauna then a roll in the snow.............
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Your problem is thinking V-berth. Put that H28 of yours on the wind in a gentle chop. Tie down the tiller. Stay in the cockpit. Use your imagination. Report back on "mattress momentum"
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must be cold up there in montreal,according to some of my skandi mates they reccomend 30 mins in the sauna then a roll in the snow.............
thats available 5min from my place...tryed it few weeks ago...not fun

this is a good subject and also a concern...I see the romantic side of livingaboard, my girls see the clostrophobique side of it...however shes anticipating the voyages and admits that sunset fun in the cockpit isnt out of question...she thinks life aboard may be detrimental to a healthy sex life.
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Your problem is thinking V-berth. Put that H28 of yours on the wind in a gentle chop. Tie down the tiller. Stay in the cockpit. Use your imagination. Report back on "mattress momentum"
your right about that...that is what scared her last week when she naped while i got some work done.
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Old 26-02-2011, 21:19   #8
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Is this about mattresses, or boat sex?

It is definitely way better on a boat! We both agree, and we've been married for (?) I forget....since 1970. Before you younger guys get grossed out, just remember you'll be my age someday. And boat sex will still rock, no matter what kind of mattress you have.
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Is this about mattresses, or boat sex?

It is definitely way better on a boat! We both agree, and we've been married for (?) I forget....since 1970. Before you younger guys get grossed out, just remember you'll be my age someday. And boat sex will still rock, no matter what kind of mattress you have.
iam 46 shes 26 but I am sure life on a boat is sweet no matter what mattres
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May I be the first to point out that this thread appears to be a sausage fest?
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your girlfriend is just skin n' bones,you need to fatten her up a bit.....

most other cultures prefer their women big,that way they don't need mattereses......built for comfort,not for speed...........

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YOU DOG! I have so much more I could say....but isn't this in the Women Afloat section? I'll just keep my thoughts to myself. Oh, and your boat is older than your girl. That's not right!
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May I be the first to point out that this thread appears to be a sausage fest?
sexuality is part of a healthy life style...it isnt wrong to talk about its relation to life abord...dont wory if anyone misbehave others will see to it.
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YOU DOG! I have so much more I could say....but isn't this in the Women Afloat section? I'll just keep my thoughts to myself.

dont ask...I dont know how it happened...I like mature women...gues life has its ways?
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according to her spring mattreses are a dead indication of a good lover...foam mattres offer no momentum and therfor bad lovers will never see the diference
I have a "regular" house mattress (springs and alla dat) on my 27 footer. I also have foam cushions in the V-berth. In the interest of social science, I am willing to try both to either prove or disprove the theory. If you understand the scientific method, you'll understand all of the variables that must be considered, and the number of data points that will entail.

Besides, does the mattress matter if she's sitting "on the hard"? The boat, I mean.

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