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06-08-2013, 15:10
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CLOD
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: being planted in Jacksonville Fl
Boat: none
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
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Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey
I see some size envy going on here.........
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My size doesn't matter to me!
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06-08-2013, 15:11
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#272
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Senior Cruiser
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: PORTUGAL
Posts: 30,616
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
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Originally Posted by brutb
It has been scientifically proven that not getting enough is the world's leading cause of grumpiness,
Boatman, if this why you are grumpy after your deliverys?????")  |
Nope.. its because I aint got a boat to come back to anymore...
Sex I can live without... a boat is another matter
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Yet the 'useful idiots' still dance to the beat of the drums.
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06-08-2013, 15:43
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#273
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Marine Service Provider
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Blue Mountains, Australia
Boat: now skippering Syd Harbour charters
Posts: 1,557
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
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Originally Posted by SmartMove
I don't know about the size thing though, in my experience if you know how to use your boat (no matter the size) that would trump the big boat.
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As the Admiral says here...
It's not about the size of the boat, it's more about the motion in the ocean... 
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06-08-2013, 16:05
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#274
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Senior Cruiser
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: gettin naughty on the beach in cornwall
Boat: 63 custom alloy sloop,macwester26,prout snowgoose 37 elite catamaran!
Posts: 10,594
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
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Originally Posted by D&D
As the Admiral says here...
It's not about the size of the boat, it's more about the motion in the ocean... |
i allways told my new girlfriends on the boat when they were feeling queasey that SEX was a great cure for seasickness,worked every time,and never got puked on,but got laid a lot!
funny how the boat rocks and rolls a lot more if you only fly the headsail and don't bother with the main 
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07-08-2013, 17:26
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#275
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: W Florida
Boat: Still have the 33yo Jon boat. But now a CATAMARAN. Nice little 18' Bay Cat.
Posts: 7,086
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
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Originally Posted by atoll
i allways told my new girlfriends on the boat when they were feeling queasey that SEX was a great cure for seasickness,worked every time,and never got puked on,but got laid a lot!
funny how the boat rocks and rolls a lot more if you only fly the headsail and don't bother with the main |
Did it also help the seasickness?
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07-08-2013, 17:39
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#276
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Senior Cruiser
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: gettin naughty on the beach in cornwall
Boat: 63 custom alloy sloop,macwester26,prout snowgoose 37 elite catamaran!
Posts: 10,594
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
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Originally Posted by Therapy
Did it also help the seasickness?
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i don't know as i never get seasick......though i was allways up for trying again,but in a different position
though post coital sleep is a great cure,as are valium,never seen anybody puking in their sleep apart from drunks
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08-08-2013, 11:25
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#277
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: W Florida
Boat: Still have the 33yo Jon boat. But now a CATAMARAN. Nice little 18' Bay Cat.
Posts: 7,086
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
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Originally Posted by atoll
i don't know as i never get seasick......though i was allways up for trying again,but in a different position
though post coital sleep is a great cure,as are valium,never seen anybody puking in their sleep apart from drunks |
Genius! 
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08-08-2013, 21:43
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#278
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Durham NC
Boat: Hughes 38
Posts: 60
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For the literal experience you could use a personal floatations device, perhaps something that blows up...
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08-08-2013, 22:52
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#279
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Port Ludlow Wa
Boat: Makela,Ingrid38,Idora
Posts: 2,050
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
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Originally Posted by Don L
My size doesn't matter to me!
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I agree, I am a might pudgy myself.
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08-08-2013, 22:59
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#280
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 291
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
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Originally Posted by boatman61
Yup.... my ex's will agree with that...
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You gave them STDs?
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08-08-2013, 23:17
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#281
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,065
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
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Originally Posted by DrJMB
FYI, Ladies, most guys rate a vacation, or extended sail's "fun had a great time" on how often you honored their offer ( whining for sex ) or as guys would say they got lucky.
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Sitting at LGB (Long Beach, California airport) me and this cutey pie struck up a convo. She's on her way to Seattle and just got off a 3 day boat ride on a Beneteau with great pictures to prove it. I'm on my way to Boston to crew down to Charlotte with a friend. After hours of talk (flights delayed) she gives me her number. Her flight is called, we kiss and hug. No whining, just a great serendipitous meeting.
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08-08-2013, 23:27
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#282
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,065
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
It has to be the whiskey (self-medicating for back problem, to be sure) but why I got sucked into this thread. (Oh no, someone is bound to make innuendo of that.)
At least this beats wrong anchors and tight canals to the marina. (there, I did it again) Father, forgive me.
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08-08-2013, 23:28
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#283
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,065
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
My anchor is so big that it....
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08-08-2013, 23:41
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#284
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2008
Boat: Bestevaer 49
Posts: 16,151
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
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Originally Posted by Richard5
My anchor is so big that it.... |
OK, I can't resist either  .
You know it is not the size of your anchor, but how you set it that counts?
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08-08-2013, 23:52
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#285
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,065
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Re: Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !
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Originally Posted by Seaworthy Lass
OK, I can't resist either .
You know it is not the size of your anchor, but how you set it that counts? |
Aye, but if it's holding power ye want....
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