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Old 27-02-2011, 02:35   #31
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Re: Sex afloat...give it to me!!!!

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Better still, tell her what you want to do then ask her to choose what cushions and throws she wants. That way she gets to feel its a shared boat and she has an input into it.

Viv chose our boat after I short listed a couple. She chose the interior stuff and the new curtains. They were pink velour all very 1980s style and just had to go. We found some nice material with boat prints on it during a trip to France and she had a local dress maker copy the original curtains. Sorted, she now believes she has added her touch to the boat and it has become a second home.

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shes more like chousing destinations...she alredy went public and said we going to azures on facebook
oh and she did chouse the boats name ( Monsieur du Nord a la Derive ) I was going to call it Wind Way
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Old 27-02-2011, 02:40   #32
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From a girls perspective...answer is it's all good.

Life is more relaxed, time spent together is quality which we girls like as a prelude, there are very little other distractions (work, phones, kids, housework, blah blah)

Yeah I say sex aboard and health in general is 100% improved

Go forth and test the theory

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I have to ask...life aboard your idea or his?
this cauld change the score!!
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Old 27-02-2011, 04:34   #33
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Re: Sex afloat...give it to me!!!!

Once, at anchor on a thirty footer with nine others aboard, my significant other at the time and I went looking for some privacy in the dinghy. The island in Thailand that we were anchored off of had no place to land so we rowed off into the dark and got to it. It worked fabulously right up until, in the throes of her orgasm, she flopped overboard and flipped me, and everything else into the water. We managed to save the oars and get the dinghy righted and bailed but we lost our clothes and had to climb back aboard the sailboat naked, to the applause of the rest of the crew.
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Old 27-02-2011, 05:14   #34
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Good one Woodchuck ! I had the same problem years ago off Shirley Heights, Antigua on a windsurfer, we sailed back into the harbor naked,!!
Rubber dingy floors were good [until RIB's got popular]
NO don't go there with the Rigid Inflatable thing.
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Safe sex afloat means keeping a proper watch, otherwise heaving-to or anchoring.

Multihull nets are an advantage I never see come up during the endless mono vs. multi debates. Calm water and fair weather make it a very attractive option.

(Voice of experience: Put down a towel or mat, otherwise someone might be 'branded' with little squares for days.
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Re: Sex afloat...give it to me!!!!

Well, some say sex in a boat is like American beer ...

;-)))

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I have to ask...life aboard your idea or his?
this cauld change the score!!

His I had zero experience of any of this, he had twenty years experience on me.

but I am a girl who is up for an adventure.

And I love to choose the destinations too.....cushions and curtains would be a grand choice to make but the practicalities are they dont make your life easier like having a better rig, better invertor, stronger deck fittings, newer electronics and on and on and on. So no new curtains on EV stuck with the disgusting 90's hunter green cloths and canvas. Makes me want to puke every time I look at it lol.
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would that be warm and flat?????

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Well, some say sex in a boat is like American beer ...

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your girlfriend is just skin n' bones,you need to fatten her up a bit.....

most other cultures prefer their women big,that way they don't need mattereses......built for comfort,not for speed...........

Oh my goodness! That seems to be the ethos up here in Maine. I once heard a lobsterman describing a good women as being able to provide warmth in the winter and shade in the summer! That's a big women.

I have always had horrible sex on boats. Everyone is dirty and smelly, the births are too small, and the walls are too thin. Sound travel on water.
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foam mattres offer no momentum
Mattress? I thought it was the girls looks. Pretty ones keep my momentum up.



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I have always had horrible sex on boats. Everyone is dirty and smelly, the births are too small, and the walls are too thin. Sound travel on water.

At the risk of being rude try a bigger boat with more amenities and see if you can change that opinion. I suggest you try it often...familiarity in this case does not breed contempt I find lol
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my girlfriend says she can spot a good lover simply on his bed choice...according to her spring mattreses are a dead indication of a good lover...foam mattres offer no momentum and therfor bad lovers will never see the diference...
Oh, the bed only? How sad
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Oh my goodness! That seems to be the ethos up here in Maine. I once heard a lobsterman describing a good women as being able to provide warmth in the winter and shade in the summer! That's a big women.

I have always had horrible sex on boats. Everyone is dirty and smelly, the births are too small, and the walls are too thin. Sound travel on water.
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At the risk of being rude try a bigger boat with more amenities and see if you can change that opinion. I suggest you try it often...familiarity in this case does not breed contempt I find lol
Ha ha easier said than done. Are you saying that more affluent people have better sex? Is there a study to back this up?
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Ha ha easier said than done. Are you saying that more affluent people have better sex? Is there a study to back this up?

Lol maybe you should start a study....find crew positions on bigger boats with showers and ummmmmm lots of willing girls

Affluence has nothing to do with sex on boats, I beleive a older, cheaper
,larger boat with a solar shower would improve your current experiences lol
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it's mostly a mental game...what could you do that would surprise her the most; small gift, flowers, favorite food, wine, music...what makes her heart skip a beat. Maybe expressing how the time you spend on the boat is the most precious time you have and you choose her ...spread it thick....)

FYI...don't try this after you made her pound into a hard cold wind for 10 hours to a place she didn't want to go to...tried that results not so good...
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