Sex Afloat . . . Give it to Me !

[Red Charlotte]

I think any lady of the sea will tell you that the size your your...boat doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it, but having a large....boat, that you also know how to use, well that sure is nice too.

[Richard5]

You know, it's largely unappreciated to be the straight man and the 2nd banana.

NOTE: lets see some real wit beyond the obvious innuendo.

[Red Charlotte]

Originally Posted by Richard5

NOTE: lets see some real wit beyond the obvious innuendo.

After you!

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by Richard5

You know, it's largely unappreciated to be the straight man and the 2nd banana.

NOTE: lets see some real wit beyond the obvious innuendo.

I'm willing to give pretty much anything a go , but unfortunately I have no idea what a straight man with a 2nd Banana means . or involves.......

Does it involve the "play nice" rule?

[o_q]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

I have no idea what a straight man with a 2nd Banana means . or involves.......

Perhaps it's not as common as he thought it was

[Red Charlotte]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

I'm willing to give pretty much anything a go , but unfortunately I have no idea what a straight man with a 2nd Banana means . or involves.......

Does it involve the "play nice" rule?

I thought I was the only one who didn't know! Checking Urban Dictionary now.

[Red Charlotte]

I love that it is a sex thread that is upping my post count.

[sailorboy1]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

I'm willing to give pretty much anything a go , but unfortunately I have no idea what a straight man with a 2nd Banana means . or involves.......

personaly I'm pretty sure I'm glad that I don't know

[sailorboy1]

Originally Posted by Red Charlotte

I think any lady of the sea will tell you that the size your your...boat doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it, but having a large....boat, that you also know how to use, well that sure is nice too.

guys would say the same about their "lady at sea", but most are smart enough not to

[susswein]

Originally Posted by Red Charlotte

I think any lady of the sea will tell you that the size your your...boat doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it, but having a large....boat, that you also know how to use, well that sure is nice too.

I responded to an ad on match.com from a gal that was looking for someone to go cruising with. She responded back that my boat wasn't big enough :-(

[goboatingnow]

Originally Posted by susswein

I responded to an ad on match.com from a gal that was looking for someone to go cruising with. She responded back that my boat wasn't big enough :-(

Consider quoting the girth/beam next time. Size is a 3D metric. !!

Dave

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by Red Charlotte

I thought I was the only one who didn't know! Checking Urban Dictionary now.

That was over 2 hours ago now..........

..........I think she might have discovered the answer

[susswein]

Originally Posted by goboatingnow

Consider quoting the girth/beam next time. Size is a 3D metric. !!

Dave

My boat is a pocket cruiser (no pun intended). I don't think she would have been impressed with my 8' girth (beam)

:-)

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by susswein

My boat is a pocket cruiser (no pun intended). I don't think she would have been impressed with my 8' girth (beam)

:-)

Not unless her name was Nellie..............

[avb3]

Originally Posted by boatman61

That's only Redheads... or so I was told when I was 13...

But, but... My last 4 ex's were red heads... as is my current GF. (There must be a pattern in there somewhere)