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Old 09-08-2013, 09:33   #301
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I think any lady of the sea will tell you that the size your your...boat doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it, but having a large....boat, that you also know how to use, well that sure is nice too.
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You know, it's largely unappreciated to be the straight man and the 2nd banana.

NOTE: lets see some real wit beyond the obvious innuendo.
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You know, it's largely unappreciated to be the straight man and the 2nd banana.

NOTE: lets see some real wit beyond the obvious innuendo.
I'm willing to give pretty much anything a go , but unfortunately I have no idea what a straight man with a 2nd Banana means . or involves.......

Does it involve the "play nice" rule?
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I have no idea what a straight man with a 2nd Banana means . or involves.......
Perhaps it's not as common as he thought it was
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I'm willing to give pretty much anything a go , but unfortunately I have no idea what a straight man with a 2nd Banana means . or involves.......

Does it involve the "play nice" rule?
I thought I was the only one who didn't know! Checking Urban Dictionary now.
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I love that it is a sex thread that is upping my post count.
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Old 09-08-2013, 11:37   #308
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I'm willing to give pretty much anything a go , but unfortunately I have no idea what a straight man with a 2nd Banana means . or involves.......
personaly I'm pretty sure I'm glad that I don't know
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I think any lady of the sea will tell you that the size your your...boat doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it, but having a large....boat, that you also know how to use, well that sure is nice too.
guys would say the same about their "lady at sea", but most are smart enough not to
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I think any lady of the sea will tell you that the size your your...boat doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it, but having a large....boat, that you also know how to use, well that sure is nice too.
I responded to an ad on match.com from a gal that was looking for someone to go cruising with. She responded back that my boat wasn't big enough :-(
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I responded to an ad on match.com from a gal that was looking for someone to go cruising with. She responded back that my boat wasn't big enough :-(
Consider quoting the girth/beam next time. Size is a 3D metric. !!

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I thought I was the only one who didn't know! Checking Urban Dictionary now.
That was over 2 hours ago now..........

..........I think she might have discovered the answer
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Consider quoting the girth/beam next time. Size is a 3D metric. !!

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My boat is a pocket cruiser (no pun intended). I don't think she would have been impressed with my 8' girth (beam)

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My boat is a pocket cruiser (no pun intended). I don't think she would have been impressed with my 8' girth (beam)

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Not unless her name was Nellie..............
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That's only Redheads... or so I was told when I was 13...
But, but... My last 4 ex's were red heads... as is my current GF. (There must be a pattern in there somewhere)
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