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Old 09-08-2013, 00:54   #286
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OK, I can't resist either .
You know it is not the size of your anchor, but how you set it that counts?
Lassie almost everyone says this (especially the guys), but every woman I've ever talked to about this have harboured a secret desire to have a humongous anchor set in their canal.

Maybe only once - but they just want to see what it's like


OTOH - it's like breasts - actually most men prefer smaller breast since they are firmer and more fun to play with - but it is very difficult to convince a woman of that

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Old 09-08-2013, 01:09   #287
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Aye, but if it's holding power ye want....
You have me there . Anchor of choice is 55kg LOL. Partner of choice is (too much information ).
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Old 09-08-2013, 01:27   #288
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Its been said that it isn't the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.

The caveat to that is: It is mighty hard to get to England in a dinghy.
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Old 09-08-2013, 01:44   #289
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Err... it isn't the size of the anchor or the way it's set, the real game is in the ride rode.
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Golly, Carsten, I thought this thread was for fun. You got all serious.
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You gave them STDs?
Hahahahaaa.... some folk are funny..
Others are just sad...
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Old 09-08-2013, 03:27   #292
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Hahahahaaa.... some folk are funny..
Others are just sad...
inyourendo is not italian for suppository
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Did it also help the seasickness?
I suspect that there are "specialist" websites (and forums?!) where having a boat that actively promotes vomiting would mean you da man . Obviously a bit of a downside to that.........

.......but I leave it to Gord to research some links .
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No it's not .

It's Greek .
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No it's not .

It's Greek .
it is a well know fact in greece, that only the bloke on the recieving end is gay!
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it is a well know fact in Greece, that only the bloke on the receiving end is gay!
And there was me thinking the expression 'Greek Sex' was referring to the early form of birth control...
Sigh... so innocent...
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it is a well know fact in greece, that only the bloke on the recieving end is gay!
That is because the person on the receiving end in Greece is not male most of the time .
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That is because the person on the receiving end in Greece is not male most of the time .
i will never be able to look a greek girl in the eyes without grinning ever again
thanks SL you are a mine of usefull info
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Lassie almost everyone says this (especially the guys), but every woman I've ever talked to about this have harboured a secret desire to have a humongous anchor set in their canal.

You should diversify your feminine acquaintances...
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i will never be able to look a greek girl in the eyes without grinning ever again
thanks SL you are a mine of usefull info
Greek girls are a pain in there butts!
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