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Old 26-02-2011, 22:38   #16
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your girlfriend is just skin n' bones,you need to fatten her up a bit.....

most other cultures prefer their women big

you know I use to be 360lb only 2 years ago...I can asure you my sex life was nil.
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Old 26-02-2011, 22:43   #17
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I have a "regular" house mattress (springs and alla dat) on my 27 footer. I also have foam cushions in the V-berth. In the interest of social science, I am willing to try both to either prove or disprove the theory. If you understand the scientific method, you'll understand all of the variables that must be considered, and the number of data points that will entail.

Besides, does the mattress matter if she's sitting "on the hard"? The boat, I mean.

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hahaha good one!!!
however lets leave the judging to the womens...this is my girls theory
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Old 26-02-2011, 22:49   #18
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your girlfriend is just skin n' bones,you need to fatten her up a bit.....

most other cultures prefer their women big

you know I use to be 360lb only 2 years ago...I can asure you my sex life was nil.
just goes to show what owning a yacht can do for your sex life........., but as a previous poster suggested i belive this needs much more "in depth" scientific research........
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Old 26-02-2011, 22:51   #19
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this is my girls theory
To be fair and all, could you put her on and let's hear what she has to say?
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To be fair and all, could you put her on and let's hear what she has to say?
she would have fun on this thread...but shes in Ruin Noranda at her best friends wedding...sorry

hopfully other girls will voice up...why i posted here
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Re: Sex afloat...give it to me!!!!

Well, it is a good thread. Sorry she isn't around to join in.

I have a question...if she's on top, does it matter what kind of mattress you have? Not to mention all the handholds, masts, and other things to hold on to.....then, there's the dinghy......and...
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Re: Sex afloat...give it to me!!!!

on another note,if you are 360 pounds,and nearly twice her age,you might want to keep your credit cards hidden..........

in cluded some othe famous quotes on sex,particlarly like the one by rod stewart.....

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy


"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin


"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen


"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield


"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner


"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry


"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns


"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
--George Burns


"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone


"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)


"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson


" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour)


"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams


"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
--Roseanne


"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal


"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro


"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman


"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld


"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
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Well, it is a good thread. Sorry she isn't around to join in.

I have a question...if she's on top, does it matter what kind of mattress you have? Not to mention all the handholds, masts, and other things to hold on to.....then, there's the dinghy......and...

I think she was generalising a little...but surly she will have something to say.

my question was if life aboard has changed your sex life...seems to me its a change for the better???
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Re: Sex afloat...give it to me!!!!

I told my wife "buying the boat was worth it for the sex alone". I have read from other long-time cruisers, that overall health improves. Lower blood pressure, and many other health benefits. I believe them, because when we get to the boat things go to "island time". Stress is a killer, including a couples sex life.

At least, that's the way it is for us. Hopefully, you will get plenty of replies. Great tiltle to your thread. Who could resist?
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yah the title was a catcher...but the subject is sirious...my girls is studying in psycology and working part time...shes where I was many years ago (the stress life)

I have never sailed nor do I know anyone who embraced this life...my views as I said are romanticised with nice picture of the tropical sea in all her glory...to my eyes this is the best life one can wish for...however iv been aronde long enough to understand that material possesions dont make one happy...I can live the simple life and not feel the need for much other then health food shelter and a few good friends...she on the other hand fears that she may feel trapped on a boat...and this may affect not only her sex life but her health in general, this eventho we both understand that being more active and feeding on better foods in less polution is a good thing...I can understand at her age that sexuality is a primer concern.
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Re: Sex afloat...give it to me!!!!

From a girls perspective...answer is it's all good.

Life is more relaxed, time spent together is quality which we girls like as a prelude, there are very little other distractions (work, phones, kids, housework, blah blah)

Yeah I say sex aboard and health in general is 100% improved

Go forth and test the theory

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your right about that...that is what scared her last week when she naped while i got some work done.
Steve, for goodness sake, the poor girl is trying have a snooze sharing a bed with a boom, spinnaker pole and some old sails. You need to start thinking like girls do. So clear out the junk from the fore peak. Add some little cushions and seat throws, curtains if there windows etc. Choose a passionate colour like red and make it inviting.



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LOLOLL I second that.....and if its at all smelly or worse sticky......forget it mate!!!!

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Steve, for goodness sake, the poor girl is trying have a snooze sharing a bed with a boom, spinnaker pole and some old sails. You need to start thinking like girls do. So clear out the junk from the fore peak. Add some little cushions and seat throws, curtains if there windows etc. Choose a passionate colour like red and make it inviting.



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Better still, tell her what you want to do then ask her to choose what cushions and throws she wants. That way she gets to feel its a shared boat and she has an input into it.

Viv chose our boat after I short listed a couple. She chose the interior stuff and the new curtains. They were pink velour all very 1980s style and just had to go. We found some nice material with boat prints on it during a trip to France and she had a local dress maker copy the original curtains. Sorted, she now believes she has added her touch to the boat and it has become a second home.

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Steve, for goodness sake, the poor girl is trying have a snooze sharing a bed with a boom, spinnaker pole and some old sails. You need to start thinking like girls do. So clear out the junk from the fore peak. Add some little cushions and seat throws, curtains if there windows etc. Choose a passionate colour like red and make it inviting.



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but but dhe wanted to come...I thold her I was gona take of the chainplate

I agree the boat is a mess and it was -27 that day in the boat...the kerosene heater took care of this in minuts...but still the boat is not inviting yet...at least it smells nice
I like your idea of letting her chouse, but she cant visualise like I do, all she sees is a big mess
once the boat is painted in biege and white I am sure she will say something about cusins and curtains
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