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Old 06-08-2013, 16:10   #271
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I see some size envy going on here.........

My size doesn't matter to me!
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Old 06-08-2013, 16:11   #272
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It has been scientifically proven that not getting enough is the world's leading cause of grumpiness,

Boatman, if this why you are grumpy after your deliverys?????")
Nope.. its because I aint got a boat to come back to anymore...
Sex I can live without... a boat is another matter
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Old 06-08-2013, 16:43   #273
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I don't know about the size thing though, in my experience if you know how to use your boat (no matter the size) that would trump the big boat.
As the Admiral says here...

It's not about the size of the boat, it's more about the motion in the ocean...
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Old 06-08-2013, 17:05   #274
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As the Admiral says here...

It's not about the size of the boat, it's more about the motion in the ocean...
i allways told my new girlfriends on the boat when they were feeling queasey that SEX was a great cure for seasickness,worked every time,and never got puked on,but got laid a lot!

funny how the boat rocks and rolls a lot more if you only fly the headsail and don't bother with the main
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Old 07-08-2013, 18:26   #275
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i allways told my new girlfriends on the boat when they were feeling queasey that SEX was a great cure for seasickness,worked every time,and never got puked on,but got laid a lot!

funny how the boat rocks and rolls a lot more if you only fly the headsail and don't bother with the main
Did it also help the seasickness?
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Did it also help the seasickness?
i don't know as i never get seasick......though i was allways up for trying again,but in a different position

though post coital sleep is a great cure,as are valium,never seen anybody puking in their sleep apart from drunks
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i don't know as i never get seasick......though i was allways up for trying again,but in a different position

though post coital sleep is a great cure,as are valium,never seen anybody puking in their sleep apart from drunks
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For the literal experience you could use a personal floatations device, perhaps something that blows up...
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I agree, I am a might pudgy myself.
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Yup.... my ex's will agree with that...
You gave them STDs?
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FYI, Ladies, most guys rate a vacation, or extended sail's "fun had a great time" on how often you honored their offer ( whining for sex ) or as guys would say they got lucky.

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Sitting at LGB (Long Beach, California airport) me and this cutey pie struck up a convo. She's on her way to Seattle and just got off a 3 day boat ride on a Beneteau with great pictures to prove it. I'm on my way to Boston to crew down to Charlotte with a friend. After hours of talk (flights delayed) she gives me her number. Her flight is called, we kiss and hug. No whining, just a great serendipitous meeting.
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It has to be the whiskey (self-medicating for back problem, to be sure) but why I got sucked into this thread. (Oh no, someone is bound to make innuendo of that.)

At least this beats wrong anchors and tight canals to the marina. (there, I did it again) Father, forgive me.
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My anchor is so big that it....
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My anchor is so big that it....
OK, I can't resist either .
You know it is not the size of your anchor, but how you set it that counts?
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OK, I can't resist either .
You know it is not the size of your anchor, but how you set it that counts?
Aye, but if it's holding power ye want....
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