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Old 05-08-2013, 19:42   #256
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Yup.... my ex's will agree with that...
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Old 05-08-2013, 19:48   #257
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We all pay for sex one way or another.
some more than others,though allways good to get a discount!

as the Delai Lama said to me once in conversation,after i asked him why men cheat on their wives and girlfriends......

hi reply was "There is "Pussy"....and there is "STRANGE PUSSY".............
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You can only hope the pussy doesn't scratch
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Or bite? Vagina dentata?
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Old 05-08-2013, 22:28   #260
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That's only Redheads... or so I was told when I was 13...
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What sort of thread is this...didn't you all play doctor when you were kids? What's this crap about carbon fiber jacuzzis, fed by solar powered water makers? Next it will be pneumatic concrete viabrators....gyro stabilizers...hydraulic rams...the sky is the limit.
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What sort of thread is this...didn't you all play doctor when you were kids? What's this crap about carbon fiber jacuzzis, fed by solar powered water makers? Next it will be pneumatic concrete viabrators....gyro stabilizers...hydraulic rams...the sky is the limit.
Nope... Doctors and Nurses... I'm Str8...
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Okay...now get some pants (trowsers)...
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Just noticed this thread, how could I ever have missed this one??
As a single guy having had boats from 23 feet to 63 feet there's one thing I too agree about, size does matter. Especially if you have back problems.
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LOLOL....
It has been scientifically proven that not getting enough is the world's leading cause of grumpiness,

Boatman, if this why you are grumpy after your deliverys?????")
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I see some size envy going on here.........
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I see some size envy going on here.........
No envy for me if its too small then she can laugh at it while i amuse myself. Anyway no matter how big ya are it will never get filled. If it can push a sprog(kid) out we got no chance
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I see some size envy going on here.........
I'm not envious of anyone. Mine is just the right size.
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Holy cow! We have been on passage for a few weeks and had no Internet and this is what I comeback too!?!?!? Too funny!

I agree, it is a good cure for grumpiness. No grumps on this boat!

I don't know about the size thing though, in my experience if you know how to use your boat (no matter the size) that would trump the big boat. Also, dimples help but are not mandatory.
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