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Old 05-06-2011, 01:54   #211
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Time to buy shares in Lister, I can see sales of their single cylinder engines increasing dramatically
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Old 05-06-2011, 02:34   #212
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I'll be taking my wife on her FIRST sailing trip in August, Ft Lauderdale to Galveston (weather willing). I am sooo looking forward to breaking the boat's virginity, so to speak. No tiller though ;< just have to do wheelies...
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Old 14-06-2011, 07:06   #213
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Thats why its called a Cockpit.
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Old 14-06-2011, 08:29   #214
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My Lister single cylinder genset is as much about noise as it is vibration and with the exhaust in close proximity, its not a place I would chose to sit on or near.

Throw a large wet towel in one side of the wash machine drum and crank it up on full spin whilst sitting atop is a far better passtime :-)
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Old 14-06-2011, 16:32   #215
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My Lister single cylinder genset is as much about noise as it is vibration and with the exhaust in close proximity, its not a place I would chose to sit on or near.

Throw a large wet towel in one side of the wash machine drum and crank it up on full spin whilst sitting atop is a far better passtime :-)
Aaah... the voice of experience. Way too much time on your own Anjou
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Old 14-06-2011, 18:18   #216
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THAT would do it... no doubt at all....

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Old 14-06-2011, 18:50   #217
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Too funny.
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Old 14-06-2011, 23:05   #218
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My Lister single cylinder genset is as much about noise as it is vibration and with the exhaust in close proximity, its not a place I would chose to sit on or near.

Throw a large wet towel in one side of the wash machine drum and crank it up on full spin whilst sitting atop is a far better passtime :-)

Yep not a bad passtime at all, and far less ego to have to respond to afterwards ;-)

WG :-)
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Old 15-06-2011, 00:22   #219
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btw, my last comment was just a general observation and in no way intended as a slight towards to the wonderfully well balanced, good humoured egos of CF posters :-)

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Too late. Our delicate egos are shattered. We're male and miffed and you're going to have to settle for that damned washing machine for a while...
And we'll resolutely stick to your bannishment... until we see a flash of boob or thigh...
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... until we see a flash of boob or thigh...

Maybe if you get your best reading glasses on and look closely at my avatar, you will see me tap dancing, naked.
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Maybe if you get your best reading glasses on and look closely at my avatar, you will see me tap dancing, naked.
ROTFL.....

Perfect.....

Wonderful.....

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What's with the v-berth and/or aft cabin thing? There's the companionway, the foredeck, the cockpit, the tramp on a cat (now that sounds...ahem....intriguing) ...there are all sorts of interesting options on a boat!
Then there's underway, at anchor, calm water, rough water...
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We were 'taking a break below' in a very isolated inlet on a calm day. Just doused the sails and let her rock (the boat I mean!) when another boat came alongside to see if we were ok. I quickly donned a shirt, stood in the companionway visible from the chest up and reassured them - as quickly as I could - that all was well.

Nice people (they wanted to chat a while) but terrible timing!
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lol... good one

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