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Old 14-03-2011, 05:13   #136
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If reality was just 50% of seeming reputation I'd be a happy man...
Never believe what you think you heard....

Your modesty is really commendable...
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Old 14-03-2011, 07:40   #137
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You held out on him for a year?
I wouldn't punish him or myself! There r SUCH better ways!! / (sorry no smileys with leather)
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Old 21-03-2011, 05:55   #138
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Funny...
I've got into this thread when it was well advanced... At least, by mistake, I read the first post

Want to impress Your girlfriend ? ? ?
  1. Have a mattresses made of layered Latex (not Talalay, but original Latex). Three to four inches of hard latex, two inches of medium latex and top one inch of soft latex. Comfortable, elastic and springy - without springs
  2. Have a bunks quite high - 24 inches is O.K. It will give You more possibilities... Use Your imagination...
  3. Have a robust vertical handholds placed in the cabin... Use Your imagination...
  4. Have a robust overhead handholds installed... Use Your imagination...
  5. Have a robust horizontal handholds installed over the head of the bunk... Use Your imagination...
  6. Have a companionway steps covered by carpet... use Your imagination...
  7. Look around for all horizontal surfaces and all hanholds thorough the boat... On deck and under the deck... Use Your imagination...
  8. After running out of ideas - read the whole thread carefully... Use Your imagination...
  9. Report here If You can
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Old 28-03-2011, 02:30   #139
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I've been told that women don't lie down in boats that they can't stand up in. I know better though.....
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Old 28-03-2011, 09:18   #140
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I've been told that women don't lie down in boats that they can't stand up in. I know better though.....
I assume to deal with the women that do not lie down the best boat is one that they can not stand up in...
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Old 28-03-2011, 10:26   #141
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Funny...
I've got into this thread when it was well advanced... At least, by mistake, I read the first post


Want to impress Your girlfriend ? ? ?
  1. Have a mattresses made of layered Latex (not Talalay, but original Latex). Three to four inches of hard latex, two inches of medium latex and top one inch of soft latex. Comfortable, elastic and springy - without springs
  2. Have a bunks quite high - 24 inches is O.K. It will give You more possibilities... Use Your imagination...
  3. Have a robust vertical handholds placed in the cabin... Use Your imagination...
  4. Have a robust overhead handholds installed... Use Your imagination...
  5. Have a robust horizontal handholds installed over the head of the bunk... Use Your imagination...
  6. Have a companionway steps covered by carpet... use Your imagination...
  7. Look around for all horizontal surfaces and all hanholds thorough the boat... On deck and under the deck... Use Your imagination...
  8. After running out of ideas - read the whole thread carefully... Use Your imagination...
  9. Report here If You can
I must confess that I don't tend to mix with women who are that fussy..........
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Old 28-03-2011, 10:43   #142
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I must confess that I don't tend to mix with women who are that fussy..........
Better not to mix at all with girls You really need to impress....
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Old 28-03-2011, 18:12   #143
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Better not to mix at all with girls You really need to impress....
Better let woman impress you...in tight cabines!!!
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Old 29-03-2011, 02:43   #144
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Better let woman impress you...in tight cabines!!!
Yes, yes, yes ! ! !
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I must confess that I don't tend to mix with women who are that fussy..........
So, you still mix with women? I wasn't sure how far your recent transformation stretched...
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So, you still mix with women? I wasn't sure how far your recent transformation stretched...
Don't knock it - it's a big improvement IMNSHO.

What happened to your glam piccie?
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I say keep the sex on shore preferably in a hotel room with nice big cozy bed. Where there is plenty of hot water and a nice big jacuzzi tub. Use the boat for solitude and getting away from woman (or men). Because once they are on board you won't be able to.
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jobi if you are still not having much luck maybe a new approach is needed,

aussi chat up lines......................

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Don't knock it - it's a big improvement IMNSHO.

What happened to your glam piccie?
Haaaah - too many folks falling in love - too many offers - and there's only boat I want to..... yeah well, well just say 'float' on....
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Haaaah - too many folks falling in love - too many offers - and there's only boat I want to..... yeah well, well just say 'float' on....
Ooooooo..... you're such a saucy, saucy, sailoress....
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