Originally Posted by Seaworthy Lass
... That statement underscores that men are from Mars and women are from Venus, like nothing else does
The above is a prime example of why Lassie is Queen of the Med, and Goddess of Gaia. Where a mere mortal (dare I say female?) might have scratched my eye (I'm not telling which is the good one, the eye patch could be camo ... I mean it's not camo-colored, it's black but ... it's kind of a red herring ... not that's it's red ... sheesh) out, she has simply chosen to insult all men equally rather than single
me out as male chauvinist pig. A tip of mah Tilley to yer, Lassie. Arrrggghhhh!
v v v v
[For REAL men only: ... come on, we all know the score here. Women can be lewd, they can be shrewd, but they cannot be construed. Fact, Jack.
Think wedding pictures fer chris' sake: They cost a fortune, you're never going to look at them again but she's going to cherish
them. Sure, you might glance up on the mantle to recall
what you looked like with hair but that's just an unconscious reason to have another beer
. She'll cherish
them, Bud. Geez. Don't get me started.
In Happy's case, I'm guessing he's already said "yes, Dear", he's just using the forum like the dunk tank at a fun festival.
This won't solve Happy's problem cuz he's ready fer a new toy but I'd be willing to fly to LA on my own dime, get in Happy's sea-ready Morgan
and deliver it to Biloxi for nothing! What a guy! Thing is, I'd want to harbor-hop to see the senoritas, divert to the Sea of Cortez
for some adventures, stop and see Zeehag for some undercover action, maybe a hurricane
will happen ... all up I could probably deliver the boat by early 2018 or so.
Say the word Happy, and I'll put my boat on the hard
, and head
your way so you can make that little gal as happy as she's ever going to be. My motto is "a happy little woman is a gift from the gods."
Happy, this could be you ... thanks to me:
She already looks a bit on the plump side which wouldn't bode well for me. The
groom kind of looks like MarkJ. The names may have been changed so they could put this very blessed day on the Internet
for us to cherish and share. Thanks Mark.
I'm happy when everyone's happy. Just sayin'