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Old 22-03-2013, 17:15   #1
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Be ye having a good time ashore, pyrate?

Top ten signs that you are too drunk

10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
6. You can focus better with one eye closed.
5. You fall off the floor.
4. You havenít had a driverís license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
3. Roseanne looks good.
2. You donít recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.
1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.

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Old 28-03-2013, 19:19   #2
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Re: Be ye having a good time ashore, pyrate?

What about sleeping sitting up? To stop the room from spinning... and yes those in the know are aware that it does work.
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