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Old 20-08-2004, 22:40   #1
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Voluptuous lady gatecrasher

Are you looking for an erotic encounter with a real voluptuous & sensual lady? Would you like to enjoy all the pleasures that a truly curvy and busty woman can give you? I am a real classy woman that is well educated and sophisticated. I will be your perfect companion for any occassion. I li...


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Old 21-08-2004, 06:48   #2
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Help we are being invaded by whores....
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Old 21-08-2004, 11:46   #3
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Old 21-08-2004, 14:01   #4
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On the other hand, not sure I have ever tried an, uh voluptous and sensual lady..

Guess that means fat and ugly....?

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Old 21-08-2004, 16:47   #5
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Hey! She's suppose to be real cl assy. I'll bet! For any occassion?
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Old 21-08-2004, 18:12   #6
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Hey! She's suppose to be real cl assy. I'll bet! For any occassion?
Yup, after the light is turned off......
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Old 21-08-2004, 19:09   #7
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Reminds ya of one liners you read on Sales leads.

Full of potential= So ruff it is going to cost the earth to get her shipshape

Full of Character.= It got a quick paint job to hide the rot.

Priced to sell=So run down, it is a miricle she floats

Great first boat= Hopefully someone nieve will buy her

Rare find= it was a one off and so bad, few to no others were built

Every conceivable option= They tried everything to make her sail right, but nothing worked

Great fun=your going to spend the rest of your life trying to maintain her.

Loaded with Electronics= They are so out of date, the owner couldn't get rid of them

Fullfil somebodies dream= with a nightmare

Fully Refitted= It had such a major calamity and the new stuff hides the horror that lies within.

Excellent maintanance record= The original owner went broak trying to keep her afloat.

Too much gear to list=fitted with completely inadiquate of antiquated equipment, you wouldn't dare mention it.
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Yesterday morning, I deleted this same post from every topic except this one.
Noting 52 views (to date), I'm not certain it's generally offensive.
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Old 22-08-2004, 12:03   #9
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I'm not certain it's generally offensive.
Hmm, dunno.
Clicked on the URL link the fatso supplied, but did not see any picture that could shed a light on yer question.....

Mopeds and fat girls have something in common:
They can both be great fun to play with as long as yer buddies don't see ya doing it.....
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I deleted this same post from every topic except this one.
I'll bet she's a desperate girl just looking for a hook up and stereotyping all sailors as the front avenue type. She probably doesn't realize that some women are sailors too, in this world. This COULD BE offensive to the female side of the forum.

Desperate people can be dangerous! This would be my reason for it to be offensive. Like an advertisement for something you pay for and you'll never get...........><))))0>
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Female sailor here...and I only find this offensive if you guys start falling for this...but so far it has only been entertaining...Loved reading all the "sales leads"...so thanks for the grins.

Maybe what I should find offensive is that there are never offerings such as this for us single female sailors....but then I suppose it would just present a fat bubba on a scooter...LOL
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You don't have to be a woman to find this sort of thing offensive. I find it offensive for other reasons. Like a Gate crasher at a party, trying to slip something unwelcome into the punch bowl.
The only thing I like about this situation is the "hints" we are giving this person as to how unwelcome they are here.
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Old 23-08-2004, 16:59   #13
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Maybe what I should find offensive is that there are never offerings such as this for us single female sailors...
He-He, don't despair:

We can probably come to some agreement althought I am not sure I could be described as voluptous and sensual, but willing to work on it if the price is right...

I do however pull anchors, trim sails and cook good dinners.

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Geez, if you had just said you were good at solving electrical problems on boats then we would have a done deal!!!!! I would opt for that over voluptous anyday!

Do you have a moped also? LOL
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Voluptuous lady gatecrashers

CSY Man’s initial “cry for help” was not very convincing…

Talbot hailed moderators – one was already busy removing the multiple posts, and the other was out of town for a seaplane splash-in.

Delmarrey often reminisce about good times for sailors in strange ports.

Wheeler was inspired to dig out some very entertaining comparisons to sales ads.

Gord then entered after cleaning up the premises, his comment again proving that he is the most reliable, competent and wise moderator we could ever wish for.

Kokopelli finally offered a feminine point of view. Teehee, and to me these post are only offensive when the provided link leads to pictures of gorgeous slender lamb-chops in a shape that I can only dream of.

Believe the majority of these posts are placed by businesses like dating services or the meat-market. Trying to discourage them is most likely of no use, as they probably just drop the junk and move on without reading anything. Wouldn’t surprise me if it was all performed by data servers.

The phenomenon seems to always yield funny remarks that give me lots of laughs.

But alas, the title is definitely inappropriate for the front door welcoming area. Should we move it out of the way to the lower levels like the other one, or give it a less offensive title and leave it here?

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