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Old 07-03-2013, 11:03   #1
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"You might be a cruiser ....."

As Jeff Foxworthy would say "You might be a cruiser if the munchies during Happy Hour constitutes your dinner".


"You might be a cruiser if you arrive at the supermarket pushing the same grocery cart you left with last week".


"You might be a cruiser if your key ring has a yellow floatie attached to it".
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:09   #2
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Re: "You might be a cruiser....."

If the only shoes you own are docksiders (flip flops are not shoes)
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:21   #3
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Re: "You might be a cruiser ....."

If you think that it is real COOL that there are places that you can leave the water on while bushing your teeth, ......... you might be a Cruiser!
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:21   #4
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Re: "You might be a cruiser ....."

if you sail with Jerry Cans lashed to your lifelines.

if your batteries are never fully charged.
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:41   #5
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Re: "You might be a cruiser ....."

"You might be a cruiser if all the clothes you own has at least one thin buttoned pocket for your passport".
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:46   #6
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if you faintly smell like a blend between diesel and mildew
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Old 07-03-2013, 12:00   #7
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Re: "You might be a cruiser ....."

you might NOT be a cruiser if your tender costs $30,000
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Re: "You might be a cruiser ....."

....if you need dramamine to stave off "land-sickness."
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Re: "You might be a cruiser ....."

You might be a cruiser if you drive a dinghy to the grocery store and don't even own a car.
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Re: "You might be a cruiser ....."

You might be a cruiser if...

when you remove your sunglasses, your face looks like a raccoon in reverse.
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Re: "You might be a cruiser ....."

...if the water in your dink is from melting blocks of ice.
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Re: "You might be a cruiser ....."

YMBAC if you know, without checking, that tonight's moon will be waning, crescent, and that the next high tide will be around 2126h.
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YMBAC if you've owned your dink for seven years and you've never seen it deflated.
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