Did this topic on a Mac board a year ago, and got some interesting chit chat going.
If you race
on a bike, you get a ticket, if you race
on a sailboat, no fines, no court costs, and no increase in your insurance
. The judge that fined your bike race, races his sailboat!
If you fall off a motorcycle, you get road rash, if you fall off a sailboat, they call that swimming.
If you ride a bike all day long, at night you really pay for it. Sailing all day long is no big deal. Much more fun.
Bikers travel all across America each year to see babes in a thong and chaps at Stugis. On a sailboat, the ladies are already here, and no chaps!
A bike leans over to turn, a sailboat straightens up to tack.
Bikes have two wheels, and a sailboat has one or none.
drives bugs in your teeth on a motorcycle, wind
keeps bugs off you on a sailboat.
Motorcycles are usually noisy, sailboats are usually quiet.
Can't sleep on your motorcycle.
On a motorcycle, you can take your best girl along, on a sailboat you can take your best girl, and all her girl friends also!
Tell us why you like sailboats better than motorcycles or vice versa.