I was reading an old thread and they were talking about the Goat. I suddenly realized that I have completely lost
track of the Goat and am getting worried.
Has anyone sighted the Goat recently?
Do we need to start a search?
Is the Goat stranded somewhere and eating his own legs to survive?
Did he run afoul of some $500/mo cruised who resorted to goaticide?
Did the Goat blow away a boat boy that got too close to his boat and is now in some third world jail waiting trail?
Is the Goat hiding under Boaties bed
, and is that why Boatie thinks everything is baaaad lately?
has been quiet lately, did the Goat eat his tinfoil hat?
Did the Goat get stuck in some port where his engine
broke and he started eating bad checks for the local merchants to make ends meet?
Did the Goat get depressed that he couldn't find a hot to trot nanny even after posting
for one on all the forums
and on his blog.
Did his watermaker
break and in moment of despair tie a CQR
around his neck and jump into the bay?
Did he go to the Darkside and get a modern boat and now spends too much time sailing so he hasn't been posting
I just had too many scarily visions and fear for the Goat's well being, maybe someone can provide a status.