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Old 30-01-2014, 13:04   #1
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Where's the Goat?

I was reading an old thread and they were talking about the Goat. I suddenly realized that I have completely lost track of the Goat and am getting worried.

Has anyone sighted the Goat recently?
Do we need to start a search?
Is the Goat stranded somewhere and eating his own legs to survive?
Did he run afoul of some $500/mo cruised who resorted to goaticide?
Did the Goat blow away a boat boy that got too close to his boat and is now in some third world jail waiting trail?
Is the Goat hiding under Boaties bed, and is that why Boatie thinks everything is baaaad lately?
DOJ has been quiet lately, did the Goat eat his tinfoil hat?
Did the Goat get stuck in some port where his engine broke and he started eating bad checks for the local merchants to make ends meet?
Did the Goat get depressed that he couldn't find a hot to trot nanny even after posting for one on all the forums and on his blog.
Did his watermaker break and in moment of despair tie a CQR around his neck and jump into the bay?
Did he go to the Darkside and get a modern boat and now spends too much time sailing so he hasn't been posting?

I just had too many scarily visions and fear for the Goat's well being, maybe someone can provide a status.
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Old 30-01-2014, 13:18   #2
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Re: Where's the Goat?

...heeere kitty...heeere kitty....maaaaaaa! Goat cheese, anyone?

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Old 30-01-2014, 13:51   #3
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Re: Where's the Goat?

Might have passed through Pago Pago awhile back. Set up a business, played with the locals, chilled out for a bit, then moved on. Whereabouts unknown.

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Old 30-01-2014, 17:47   #4
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Re: Where's the Goat?

Show me a picture of the Goat on this "Goat Island" hanging with some of the locals as proof.
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Old 30-01-2014, 18:21   #5
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Re: Where's the Goat?

Hummmm Goat.... Tastes like chicken!
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Old 30-01-2014, 19:33   #6
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Re: Where's the Goat?

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I was reading an old thread and they were talking about the Goat. I suddenly realized that I have completely lost track of the Goat and am getting worried.

Has anyone sighted the Goat recently?
Do we need to start a search?
Is the Goat stranded somewhere and eating his own legs to survive?
Did he run afoul of some $500/mo cruised who resorted to goaticide?
Did the Goat blow away a boat boy that got too close to his boat and is now in some third world jail waiting trail?
Is the Goat hiding under Boaties bed, and is that why Boatie thinks everything is baaaad lately?
DOJ has been quiet lately, did the Goat eat his tinfoil hat?
Did the Goat get stuck in some port where his engine broke and he started eating bad checks for the local merchants to make ends meet?
Did the Goat get depressed that he couldn't find a hot to trot nanny even after posting for one on all the forums and on his blog.
Did his watermaker break and in moment of despair tie a CQR around his neck and jump into the bay?
Did he go to the Darkside and get a modern boat and now spends too much time sailing so he hasn't been posting?

I just had too many scarily visions and fear for the Goat's well being, maybe someone can provide a status.
Simple really, it has gone into politics in (insert country of choice here).
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Old 30-01-2014, 19:43   #7
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Re: Where's the Goat?

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Show me a picture of the Goat on this "Goat Island" hanging with some of the locals as proof.
Yeah. See, I wasn't here at the time. Can only go by what I'm told, okay? Here's a screen shot that a friend of a 2nd cousin's former landlady's hairdresser's niece apparently captured on video and the bartender at The Goat Island Cafe absolutely SWEARS is authentic and caught The Goat at play. Honest.
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Old 30-01-2014, 20:48   #8
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Re: Where's the Goat?

Stand down everyone; the goat is crewing for Saucy from India to Thailand. There is a current thread about her looking for crew.
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Old 30-01-2014, 20:48   #9
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Yeah. See, I wasn't here at the time. Can only go by what I'm told, okay? Here's a screen shot that a friend of a 2nd cousin's former landlady's hairdresser's niece apparently captured on video and the bartender at The Goat Island Cafe absolutely SWEARS is authentic and caught The Goat at play. Honest.
The Goat gets all the girls! It really gets my goat...
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Old 30-01-2014, 20:59   #10
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Re: Where's the Goat?

The Goat has been kinda quiet lately.....good to hear from SailorChic too...

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Old 30-01-2014, 21:28   #11
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Re: Where's the Goat?

Bit of a sad story really…
The Goat started out really strong and positive on this Forum and was well on the way to breaking all kinds of records... making a belieber out of us as a world class cruiser.

Then the fame and constant access to too many free drinks as well as the non-stop drove of willing and horny goats wracked his poor body.

Just lately after a particular night of debauchery, his testes refused to drop and the poor guy is a mess.

Here is a recent video from some on CF who went there for an intervention.


Poor guy is reduced to dry humping anything that is carrying a bottle of beer.

Thank god Saucy is giving him another chance!
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Old 30-01-2014, 23:12   #12
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In your dreams, SC! More like mutton to me... best in curries or tacos!

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If you got a (female) goat, why buy milk?

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Old 31-01-2014, 02:45   #14
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I think I saw him heading into the brush with a bottle of Horny Goat Weed
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Old 31-01-2014, 03:18   #15
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I'm afraid I had to behead him. There can be only one. Sorry.
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