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Old 28-09-2011, 14:40   #1
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What Should You NOT Do on a Boat ?

This is getting a bit serious and needs lightening up. We need more sex, more humour and well more……
What should you not do on a boat?
I know you should not have sex on anti-slip paint in a secluded bay. I have the scars to prove it.
What else should you no do on a boat?
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Old 28-09-2011, 14:46   #2
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Re: What should you not do on a boat?

accidentally discharge a firearm through the cabin sole.................
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Re: What should you not do on a boat?

do not piss off the owner.


i would think pissing on the owner would also be a mistake.......


unless the soul was into weird stuff.......
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Old 28-09-2011, 14:52   #4
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Re: What should you not do on a boat?

Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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Old 28-09-2011, 14:55   #5
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accidentally discharge a firearm through the cabin sole.................
Exactly, I was not actually a accidental discharge but thee was a big bang!
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Re: What should you not do on a boat?

never never whistle on a Sailboat-- the sea gods will give ye a righteous GALE!!!!
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Re: What Should You NOT Do on a Boat ?

Never ever stand up while the boom is crossing the cockpit, never whiz upwind and never under any circumstances piss off the cook.
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Never ever stand up while the boom is crossing the cockpit, never whiz upwind and never under any circumstances piss off the cook.
Or on the cook!
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Old 28-09-2011, 15:27   #9
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Re: What Should You NOT Do on a Boat ?

I was taught by my sailor (USS Idaho 1920-23) grandfather not to light a big campfire on board any ship or boat.
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I was taught by my sailor (USS Idaho 1920-23) grandfather not to light a big campfire on board any ship or boat.
Unless it is a Norse funeral barge.
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Re: What Should You NOT Do on a Boat ?

Forgetting to check the holding tank when the head pump handle gets real hard to pump......
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'Call for a bank shot in the corner pocket.
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Ask an Amerian to sail more than 20 miles from the coast. They think the world ends there.
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Never moon the authorities.
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