What Should You NOT Do on a Boat ?

[sailorboy1]

Originally Posted by IceDog

Sleepwalk?

or worst .............. sleep swim!

[zenphobic]

hey Zeehag,

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on; unless you are into that sort of thing.....

[dacust]

Originally Posted by Don Lucas

or worst .............. sleep swim!

Well, but ya gotta admit that would be better than ... sleep sink.

[Noname]

Don't leave the battery charger on all night when you have a bad maintenance free battery. The cabin full of sulfur dioxide is very stinky and poisonous too! (now have 3 brand new group 29's and new fully automatic proline 1240i charger.)

[Therapy]

Don't confuse speed (2) with depth (4) in the fog.

[avb3]

Originally Posted by brishear

Fry bacon nekkid

I wouldn't fry bacon nekkid in my house, nevermind a boat

[Rakuflames]

Originally Posted by bill352

And you'd be right. It's bad luck to be superstitious.

<snicker>

[boasun]

In some areas; Never never go outside the Buoys....

[w1651]

Never play chicken with a Tanker.

[hummingway]

Originally Posted by boasun

In some areas; Never never go outside the Buoys....

In all areas; don't hit the buoys!

[zeehag]

Originally Posted by Multihull

try to pick a mooring from the bow

why not--is only way to do it in the mooring field i have my boat is in sd. but then i dont fall overboard either.



love to hear the lovely plop sound oif glasses or cell fones falling into water from a shirt front pocket......
no, that wasnt mine ......

[Capt Phil]

Try picking up a mooring in Avalon, bow pick is the only way over there. CP

[MarinerJo]

Originally Posted by w1651

Never play chicken with a Tanker.

Never play chicken with a lighthouse

[Noname]

When backing down to set your anchor, make sure you shorten the dinghy painter. Its an awful sound to hear the nose of the dinghy slam the stern of your boat when the painter gets wrapped up in the prop!!

[naggi]

Sleep walk without a snorkel