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Old 22-09-2011, 13:17   #1
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Well, Now . . . THAT Explains it !

Two guys sitting in a bar. One asks "Have you ever wondered why scuba divers always fall backward out of the boat?" The other guys says "It's pretty obvious why they fall backward. If they fell forward they would still be in the f@#$%*g boat!"
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Re: Well, Now . . . THAT Explains it !

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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