We All Owe Perseus a Massive Debt of Thanks !
Have you seen the size of that Kraken Perseus defeated??????
What on earth would we normal seafaring folks done if he hadn't put up such a good scrap?
The Kraken was obviously a nasty piece of work.... imagine if Perseus had failed and the Kraken had sided with the dodgy characters in the Red Sea area for a percentage of the takings or just generally cruised the oceans looking for trouble.
I know there are a few individuals in politics right now who presume to have 'god like powers' but hardly any of them match up to Zeus.
The 'ocean friendly' organization Sea Sheppard would have a hard time be-friending the beast and the entire Japanese whaling fleet could try their best but I think their tiny spears would just p##s the beast off even more.
Also.... I have been out with some butt ugly chicks in my time but none of them compared to Medusa.
So, all you sea loving folks out there, next time you hoist a cold one remember the valiant efforts of Perseus (and his other trusty sidekicks who perished along the way) and let's hope Zeus keeps taking the chill-pills.